You fücking dorks don't realize the gaming world is laughing our asses off at you.
Jealous of fücking Halo???
Shît graphics.
Shît networking.
Yeah, the gaming world is going to be rushing out to buy the most defective console in history to play this last gen looking and last gen playing turd of a game with a sickenly large marketing budget....
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Halo 3 Review:
Graphics 3/10 - You'll be hard pressed to tell the difference between Halo 2 and Halo 3's graphics. The same weak environments and silly shiny metal effects as last gen.
Networking 4/10 - No dedicated servers. Can only handle 16 players at a time per game due to the last gen P2P networking setup. 50 bucks a year for a subpar online setup is a ripoff.
Gameplay 4/10 - Same old Halo as last gen. Shiny green metal guy running around shoo...
So Neil wanted to get the message out in this interview that Microsoft has a policy of hiring idiots to work on the Xbox team.
Microsoft can't even manage to get dedicated servers for the suckers that are paying them 50 bucks a year for laggy P2P online games like Gears of War and Halo.
Tell you what Neil, when you manage to get that basic online element nailed down people might give a shît about what you have to say about a project the size and scope of Hom...
"Yet it seems like everyone is busting R&C's for playing like its predecessors."
Welcome to the ridiculous world of PS3 'reviews'
Lair - it was the tilt controls
Warhawk - it was the price
Heavenly Sword - it was the game length
Ratchet and Clank - it was it plays like previous R&C games
There needs to be something, anything, to knock PS3 games down from the 8.5-10 range down into the 6-8 range.
"However, following further testing of genuine retail code, our stance on this game as a lackluster offering has softened. The slight improvement to performance has made a world of difference to Heavenly Sword and our second playthrough seemed decidedly more enjoyable"
Translation:
We used the excuse of 'framerate and combat system' to trash the game and no one else did and now we look like a bunch of idiotic Xbox fanboys.
"Sony cutting costs on PS3 is something Nintendo and Microsoft should beware. "
That's like saying "Sony cutting releasing more games on the PS3 is something Nintendo and Microsoft should beware. "
Cutting manufacturing costs is the single driving goal of everyone who is in the console business. Sony has already dropped the manufacturing costs dramatically for the PS3 just like they did with the PS2. The PS3 is on track to hit break even at th...
LOL, you don't even know that Cell was co-developed by:
1) Sony
2) IBM
3) Toshiba
And that Toshiba is in the process of using Cell chips in a huge number of their media hardware devices.
Sony is already getting their 90nm Cell chips from IBM's Fishkill plant. Which of the three companies is doing the actual manufacturing at various process sizes 90nm,65nm,etc is nothing more than a reflection of each company's current manufacturing ab...
Insane levels of detail thanks to the PS3 being able to leverage the PS3's Cell/RSX rendering architecture to implement progressive mesh rendering. - Xbots inferiority complex rising even higher! Lash out!
Oh look, another bit of fanboy roadkill for Sony.
Let me guess you used to be one of those pathetic Dreamcast fanboys too...
LOOSER.
So Neil wanted to get the message out in this interview that Microsoft has a policy of hiring idiots to work on the Xbox team.
Microsoft can't even manage to get dedicated servers for the suckers that are paying them 50 bucks a year for laggy P2P online games like Gears of War and Halo.
Tell you what Neil, when you manage to get that basic online element nailed down people might give a shît about what you have to say about a project the size and scope of Hom...
My god what a bunch of complete retards you are!
What are you dorks? 10 years old?
What a bunch of fücking losers!
The entire gaming world are laughing our asses off at you pathetic Xbots!
Can't stop laughing!
"Ratchet & Clank, Uncharted, Haze, & UT3: four of the games getting the most buzz for the holiday?! "
Lair
Heavenly Sword
Ratchet and Clank
Uncharted
Haze
UT3
Whipeout HD
and...
GT Prologue - 1080p 60fps Demo, PSN download, and BluRay version of the most popular racing series ever
And that's just for the rest of 2007.
Then comes:
MGS4
Whi...
Let's a laugh at the stupid little Xbox.
Mass effect - Mass Downgrade is what everyone is calling it.
PGR4 - GT Prologue this holiday 1080p 60fps 16 cars - You lose Xbot
H3 - Oh joy, the key to winning the console war for Microsoft just like last gen...oh wait...
Ace Combat 6 - LOL! A fücking flight sim that is on the PS3
COD4 - LOL! A cross platform PC,PS3,360 game. Whatever.
Bioshock - LOL! Anothe...
My god are you an idiot.
LOL Forza 2!
So sad...
What a turd of a driving sim.
Why does Halo 3 have crappy last gen looking graphics?
"Yet it seems like everyone is busting R&C's for playing like its predecessors."
Welcome to the ridiculous world of PS3 'reviews'
Lair - it was the tilt controls
Warhawk - it was the price
Heavenly Sword - it was the game length
Ratchet and Clank - it was it plays like previous R&C games
There needs to be something, anything, to knock PS3 games down from the 8.5-10 range down into the 6-8 range.
...
Hurry up and go out of business fücking Xbot cesspool.
Don't worry, Microsoft has jobs waiting for all the little Xbots working there are EGM and 1Up.
"However, following further testing of genuine retail code, our stance on this game as a lackluster offering has softened. The slight improvement to performance has made a world of difference to Heavenly Sword and our second playthrough seemed decidedly more enjoyable"
Translation:
We used the excuse of 'framerate and combat system' to trash the game and no one else did and now we look like a bunch of idiotic Xbox fanboys.
The process for...
This has nothing to do with some sort of 'rush to judgement'.
This is Gamespy doing damage control for getting caught trying to trash another PS3 game.
They are now backpeddling.
"Sony cutting costs on PS3 is something Nintendo and Microsoft should beware. "
That's like saying "Sony cutting releasing more games on the PS3 is something Nintendo and Microsoft should beware. "
Cutting manufacturing costs is the single driving goal of everyone who is in the console business. Sony has already dropped the manufacturing costs dramatically for the PS3 just like they did with the PS2. The PS3 is on track to hit break even at th...
LOL, you don't even know that Cell was co-developed by:
1) Sony
2) IBM
3) Toshiba
And that Toshiba is in the process of using Cell chips in a huge number of their media hardware devices.
Sony is already getting their 90nm Cell chips from IBM's Fishkill plant. Which of the three companies is doing the actual manufacturing at various process sizes 90nm,65nm,etc is nothing more than a reflection of each company's current manufacturing ab...
Once again gaming sites show the gaming world what a bunch of pathetic little punk fanboys they are.
PS3 owners are falling for their crap anymore.
Ken Levine??? LOL, what an idiot.
Cry Xbots and Nbots! Cry!
You hates teh Lair! It makes your e-peepee shrink!
1080p graphics! - Xbots inferiority complex rising! Lash out!
Insane levels of detail thanks to the PS3 being able to leverage the PS3's Cell/RSX rendering architecture to implement progressive mesh rendering. - Xbots inferiority complex rising even higher! Lash out!
Gigantic world sizes that take up 4 gigs p...