At least now they're getting interactive. I seem to recall Jibjab being a media darling back in 2004.
Do creatures need to be approved, or can we expect Sporn sculptures to start lining our shelves?
Felony conviction, eh? You were arrested for stealing $25,000 in office supplies, a company car, and an entire printing press? Ah, well, everyone makes mistakes -- that's why they call it rehabilitation!
I just don't want to hear that you're dropping productivity because you're thinking about farming Zul'Gurub for epic loots, you hear?
Sometimes I try to tell young people today about a time when you could buy a game and have it work, right out of the box. There were no patches, and a game riddled with bugs was a game you just didn't play, and the developers were rightly punished with poor sales.
You tell them that, and then they roll their eyes at you and say "Sure, whatever, gramps," and then you have to yell at them to get off your lawn.
Ah, Sony. Your continued reminder, that even people with the worst ideas ever can also grow up to be multi-billionaires, brightens my day.
You don't think Fallout 3 will look like dirt? It's a post-apocalyptic wasteland. It's, like, 90% dirt!
Mind you, it is very nice-looking dirt, and I'm sure fans will come up with some very exciting dirt-based locales and missions.
Allow me to make the jokes we're all thinking so nobody else has to. *ahem*
"On the plus side, it's the best Sonic game we've had in years."
"If you make a move that nobody was expecting, Sonic falls right through the board."
"Sonic can't actually be checkmated as long as he has at least one ring."
They shouldn't pirate it, though.
Ironically.