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The Netflix of games, literally!
No thanks Phil.

16h ago0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Because Mark Cerny & co designed and optimized a system designed to run games efficiently.

Phill Spencer just went down to RadioShack and bought a load of parts off the shelf.

He went back a second time when he heard the PS5 specs and demanded more tflops from the chap behind the counter to have 'mwapowa'.

The first lot of underpowered parts got fitted into a shoebox and sold as the Xbox Series S.

1d 10h ago 13 agree2 disagreeView comment

Fannonbinaryism please!

1d 13h ago 4 agree2 disagreeView comment

MS made to look like losers....again. Their lack of development and foresight has now been made clear to the world with what can be done, such as the Dualsense.
We will see an Xbox copy of it in about a year, probably tie in with the eventual Halo Infinite release if it ever happens.
"Oh we had ours in development for years, we were just waiting for the right moment to release it." Phil Spencer will say.

1d 14h ago 18 agree3 disagreeView comment

B...bu..bu...but..but....Gamep ass!!!!!!
Surely someone will squawk out Gamepass in the defence of Xbox X?
Why on earth wasn't this chap so enamoured and excited that he could play all his favourite games again at a higher rez and faster FPS? Gears 5 (for fifth time round)?
I thought that was the whole reason to buy a Series S or X??!!!?

1d 14h ago 19 agree6 disagreeView comment

Of course MS will copy it.

4d ago 24 agree8 disagreeView comment

Great little game this one, but yes more tracks would be good.

6d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Perhaps a problem for spoon fed idiots who need to be told what to do through their lives with large signs, otherwise it's all so confusing.

The rest of us can work it out thank you.

10d ago 1 agree17 disagreeView comment

I won't miss loading screens, and anyone who says they will are just be a test because they want their little voice heard as they whine about something pointlessly.
As in this article.

10d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

Don't worry Xbox fans, I'm sure MS will copy the haptics and produce a facsimile controller in the next year or two.
Probably call it the Pro X controller or something...
Next dashboard update to also include 'activities' or perhaps something called 'missions' instead.

12d ago 26 agree1 disagreeView comment

£220 in UK for one.
£250 in UK for Xbox Series S
£450 in UK for Xbox Series X

You do the Math(s).

13d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Power of the (vape) cloud!

14d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

Well this is exactly how it was advertised, its a welcome gift to new PS5 owners.

14d ago 11 agree8 disagreeView comment

Get to the back of the line Phil!!

He must have finally played all the games on Gamepass then, surely there's something on there to keep him occupied?

14d ago 4 agree0 disagreeView comment

Haha, is old Philled Sphincter asking Xbox owners to "wait for holiday 2021".

Amazing how many times he asks his customers to wait for another year isn't it?

I'd suggest in response perhaps people should wait until holiday 2021 before buying an Xbox S/X then.
See how he likes it!

15d ago 9 agree0 disagreeView comment

Better be careful, that's the screw that holds the duct tape in place!

16d ago 46 agree5 disagreeView comment

Enjoy your new consoles everyone, whichever camp you play in!!

17d ago 6 agree3 disagreeView comment

So PSVR games can be upgraded! Excellent news!

17d ago 8 agree0 disagreeView comment

Well how awfully big of them.

Can you imagine, "No, you can't play your new Xbox!! You will have to wait!"

18d ago 3 agree5 disagreeView comment

Play it, plat it, trade it for Demons Souls.

18d ago 1 agree5 disagreeView comment