Hooked on Minecraft...God help me.
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It's probably too soon, people won't be desensitized to it enough for it to really sell. Give it a year or two then include it in the Duke Nukem GOY edition, reminiscent of Hitler from Wolfenstein 3D. Make him the final boss, make him mecha-Osama with gatling guns, blow off shunks of his armor till his "real face" is revealed and then a single face shot ends it. Add cutscene with Duke shoving pineapples up his ass. Voila!

5166d ago 1 agree2 disagreeView comment

This is stupid. Really? How in the hell do people get paid to write retarded shit? What if Nintendo didn't have mario? What if McDonald's didn't have cheeseburgers? NONE of the companies would get off the ground without their flagship titles which is WHY they are flagship titles you stupid talking monkeys.

5172d ago 5 agree4 disagreeView comment

there has gotta be a "good" hacker group who can find this puke. Screw the legal crap...gamers need to hunt these dude(s) down and dish out the justice, Mortal Kombat style.

5172d ago 2 agree1 disagreeView comment

Well, that was a waste of life.

5179d ago 4 agree1 disagreeView comment

MK, it's not about how technically awesome the game play is, it's about beating some stranger to near death, disemboweling him, ripping his head off and holding it up to show him. It's refreshing to have a new game that's not another garbage FPS(ie Black Ops) or a turd of an RPG(ie Two Turds II)

5201d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

God forbid an opinionated piece on the net offend someone. So are game journalists really going to dumb it down for the cry babies with delicate senses who don't like when someone says something bad about their game now? Aw, somebody get them a tissue so they can blow their snotty little nose and sleep better.

5213d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Disappointing is almost an understatement, and the fact that you really can find these games on the net for free makes the prices just plain silly. Way to go MS, way to spend time making something that sucks instead of putting that time into doing something cool. Figures. Turds.

5570d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

Just wait a year and I'm sure when the "Game of the Year" or Platinum Hits version comes out they'll have magically found a way to include all of the DLC....they do with everything else

5605d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Dear Dude who wrote the article,
As a kid who waited anxiously for christmas one year to recieve my NES and Zelda and has played all the major console versions since, bite me.

5610d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

What choice do they have? They are more receptive because of the lack of decent Wii titles. They'll take whatever they can get. Turds!

5612d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

Initially the Wii IS cheaper, but by the time you buy all the controllers and peripherals to really enjoy the damn thing you might as well go get a 360 or PS3. It's the most expensive novelty item I think I've ever seen. Everyone I know that has one stops playing it after the initial thrill wears off. Sometimes it's a month, sometimes it's a year, but eventually everyone starts to lose their Wii lust. Used to love Nintendo, but ever since the the SNES it's been going down hill as each system ...

5633d ago 3 agree3 disagreeView comment

It's about damn time! After purchasing the other map packs there was no way I was paying $60 for a 4-hour campaign and a horde mode on ODST (the reason they can do this is because retards buy this crap up regardless of content, though if you hadn't purchased a single map pack up until then it WAS worth it), but I already have the points for this, so I'll finally get to check out the new maps. Niiice!

5633d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

I'm not a big fan of the tube, it's horribly annoying at times, however, IT'S A FRICKIN GRENADE LAUNCHER! It's been doing what it's supposed to do. Yes, it sucks when some turd who has only played for a week rolls up and kills you, but that's the whole concept. So because people get killed by it they either don't want it in the game or want it to be toned down a lot? Like only as strong as a bullet? Then what the hell is the point? It's a war game people, and regardless of how "awesome&q...

5633d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

One game, on an island....doesn't say anything about having an internet connection (wouldn't be much of a stranding if you did)...gimme a gameboy and tetris.

5643d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

...quite possibly the most annoying thing I've ever seen. Can't we all just get along? ;P One group of assholes is trying to do something that obviously isn't going to work, against a bunch of people who couldn't care less what spews from their mouth, and we somehow end up with the hell-bound non-believers arguing over the validity of religion against narrow-minded true believers...both sides are going to believe whatever they want. Period. You can't convince a true Christian that what they ...

5664d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

After the Shlop that this man has been behind in recent years...point in case, Indiana "OMG How bad can it get?" Jones...he shouldn't be allowed a public opinion on how to wipe your bottom, let alone video games, which is a field he has only dabbled into. When are people going to get it through their heads that just because someone is a celebrity in their own field of work that that doesn't mean that they know JACK about anything else in life4 and that their opinion might as well be...

5879d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

I'm not entirely sure why this is even news worthy. Of course they banned it. However little impact it has on direct voice conversations during games, there IS a policy put in place for vulgar, slang, or derogatory words in a persons gamertag. They aren't going to go "Oh, well maybe this guy IS gay...lets go talk to him and make sure." Thats an idiotic state of mind. Its just a constant ban on words that may be offensive. Whats to stop people from using it in the wrong way if its a...

6250d ago 3 agree0 disagreeView comment