Dead_Cell

Trainee
CRank: 5Score: 36920

Five points to anybody who can guess what animal is on his head in the initial video image.

4171d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

You started off well and almost won me over completely with your unashamed love of the cheese, wobbled a bit once receiving a great one-line putdown and then landed flat on your arse with a terrible mum joke.

Fight stopped for competitors health, RageofReaper wins by TKO.

4171d ago 0 agree2 disagreeView comment

Our Policemen don't carry weapons because to be honest, they just don't really have that big of a prejudice against minorities.

4185d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Catalonia (Eastern Spain) used to be independent from what was then Castille (Central Spain) and have been building momentum for an independence movement for some time. This is just a gag about it as the Spanish do around this time of year.

4190d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

How can you even possibly say GTA V is only half a game? Get a fucking grip.

4211d ago 3 agree7 disagreeView comment

You tell everyone to stop harping on about it because there's no footage then you crap on it because it somehow hurts your precious console feelings.

I think I speak for the logic crowd when I say shut the fuck up crybaby.

4225d ago 11 agree2 disagreeView comment

Eh, electronics break. I understand it's a royal PITA but as long as you're under warranty it's a non-issue. Certainly not deserving of all the "PS4/Xbox1 dies more" arguments.

4226d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Except nobody cried, and he looked like a petty twat. Arguing over a console war on fan websites is one thing, but taking it to the real world just makes people think your life isn't prioritised correctly. Because it isn't.

4234d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Anyone remember that sad little twat who smashed a PS3 up in front of a line of people waiting for one?

Yeah, it probably still is his favourite chat up line.

4235d ago 3 agree0 disagreeView comment

Do you really think he likes competition? He's a businessman, he fucking hates competition.

4235d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

The AI looks completely fucking redundant. Pass.

4236d ago 2 agree1 disagreeView comment

Favourable to some, unfavourable to others. That doesn't imply xbox favouritism, it implies personal opinions.

It's all swings & roundabouts.

4236d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

Sounds like they crapped all over the AI for a second time in a row, which is a shame seeing as how unforgiving the Helghast were in Killzone 2.

I think I might pass on this, Warzone never really caught my interest in Killzone 2 & 3 so if the AI really is limited, I'll just give it a miss.

4236d ago 1 agree3 disagreeView comment

Hang on, I picked up a bit of this language while holidaying in Slough.

"This cheat is also a fast way to recieve a ban, one hundred and fifty seven people on GTA Online had their accounts reset by Rockstar in the first week alone and I have a feeling that 70% of us that are left will receive a reset over the next week as Rockstar cracks down. One guy I know was reset from level 147 and now he's level 10. That's crazy. Quite a few of them we're upset.
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4249d ago 4 agree0 disagreeView comment

Maybe the parents should be asking themselves why they allowed their impressionable eight year old to play an eighteen rated game.

And then blamed for all of it. For ever.

4252d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

He thinks he's edgy but he just comes across as a middle aged man trying to be angry to look hip with the kids.

If you're having the ol' mid-life crisis just buy the fucking sports car and get it out of your system already.

4254d ago 2 agree1 disagreeView comment

Seeing as the series has gone on longer than fifteen years you're not as diehard (lol) as you think you are.

4254d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

He's a former marine bro, his training obviously applies to all real life and gaming experiences. He's better than you bro. combat training 101 bro.

4256d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

I remember TriangleOffense!

4256d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

in ranking of my particular annoyance.

5) PS3 Exclusive Snobs
4) Xbox Live Snobs
3) Indie Hipster Snobs
4) PC Rig & Gaming Snobs
5) FF7 Snobs

I don't give a shit what FF7 fanboys say. Knock one out to Sephiroth all you like but he's still a hilariously crap bad guy and does not deserve automatic No.1 spot just because you weabo-ejaculated over him one time when you were around thirteen.

Awful villai...

4265d ago 3 agree6 disagreeView comment