You touch yourself at night

Danteh

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CRank: 8Score: 36080

Are you stupid DarkOcelet? WTF? I'm a scientist myself and obviously I have time to workout, in fact I'm what you'd consider an amateur athlete (I do around 5 different sports, including swimming, climbing and skiing). Although lab work can be really absrobing, we are not mindless drones who only work.

In fact, given that I know how fucked up a sedentary life can leave your body (even at a molecular level), I live by my motto: "mens sana in corpore sano"...

3285d ago 1 agree2 disagreeView comment

Review scores are a pivotal part of the videogame industry. They are the reason why when I was a kid I bought Zelda: Ocarina of Time instead of Superman 64 although I really, REALLY wanted to buy Superman cause I was such a fan and the box was so cool.

I'll just say that, I'm my proud 20+ years of gaming (and I'm only 26), thanks to review scores I've been able to play all the classics, all the "Citizen Canes" and all the videogames that matter, inst...

3382d ago 6 agree13 disagreeView comment

Jesus christ, this things CAN NOT be approved.

It's the dictionary definition of clickbait, exactly the same thing as if I make a new website and publish an article saying "Zelda ps4 exclusive? God of War going to Microsoft? Halo going multiplat with PS4? What if...?", and then talking about how the internet would explode. Ridiculous.

3413d ago 13 agree0 disagreeView comment

Final Fantasy Versus XIII is for me one of the greatest mysteries in the gaming industry... I mean it's been such a long time in development that it's also a bit part of my history.

I remember hearing from it precisely the year I started university, on 2006. I was a 17 year old kid and extremely excited. Then a few years later an incredible trailer came out which only hyped me up more.

Almost 9 years later, I already finished my degree, even have a ma...

3516d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

The specs, the looks... but I disagreee about the games, I absolutely love Sony's home-consoles but the PS Vita has an extremely crappy library which the N3DS blows out of the water :(

3576d ago 8 agree18 disagreeView comment

I honestly thinks is pretty normal, I'm european but let me tell which is our perception of "conservatives" in USA: gay-hating, religious, anti-gamer, anti affordable public health care system (like in Spain for example), pro death penalty, and pro weapons at home (wtf) people. So, I'd say most gamers, which are young and pro-technolgical, don't really fall into the previously mentioned categories (except being homophobic which is pretty common in some games like CoD, un...

3607d ago 3 agree0 disagreeView comment

Smash Bros Melee, the only fighting game I've ever played competitively for years... Wavedashing and shit, yo!!

Can't wait :D

PS: Wombo Combooooooooooooooooo

3614d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Never played a Souls game before, but DSII is exactly as I was told: one of most rewarding, awesome, infuriating, difficult, and amazing games I've played in a looong time.

I didn't feel so engrossed and addicted to a game since ten years ago with FFX, I'd say. Hope this adquisition doesn't ruin the franchise.

THANK YOU DARK SOULS FOR REKINDLING MY LOVE FOR VIDEOGAMES!! <3

3642d ago 10 agree2 disagreeView comment

Mi main problem with Nintendo is that they completely screwed up this gen and everybody saw it coming.

I mean, even though I also love the PS brand I'm primary a Nintendo fanboy because I grew up with them and Zelda, Mario, Smash Bros., etc are my favourite franchises of all time; so when the Wii came out, I was disappointed at al the shovelware and general crap, but also understood that this opened the market to a whole new demographic and generated tons of cash to be us...

3743d ago 3 agree8 disagreeView comment

I'm a pharmacist and that commnent is completely wrong and potentially misleading. One must never stop the "true" cancer treatment (chemo & radio), although the patient may use alternative treatments if they don't interfere with the drugs.

Cannabis, or tetrahidrocannabinol (THC, its main active compound) is useful for pain relieveing and can be useful in some forms of cancer, but it does NOT cure it. It only helps with the symptoms.

Chee...

3850d ago 1 agree2 disagreeView comment

I'm no grammar whore, but how the !&€@ does this get approved? And how can some statements made in english (Patcher is american afaik) become so distorted... in the same language? Lol? XD

3970d ago 15 agree2 disagreeView comment

The look of that girl is scaringly close to that of a heroin addict...

I used to play that sh!t when it came out, a long, long time ago, and I really loved it. Great game, great content, great times with my friends with vanilla WoW. I don't regret it, in fact I have very good memories of playing it.

However, Burning Crusade came out, and I felt that me and my friends were getting dangerously close to playing "too much", and we decided to quit. ...

3972d ago 4 agree2 disagreeView comment

"The Last of Us is not just the finest game that Naughty Dog has yet crafted and an easy contender for the best game of this console generation, it may also prove to be gaming’s Citizen Kane moment – a masterpiece that will be looked back upon favourably for decades"

Wow, it is THAT good???

I, for one, am longing for the next Ocarina of Time of this generation :DDDD

3974d ago 14 agree0 disagreeView comment

I thought it was a nice article, if only because of the subtle satire which became apparent upon reading the first paragraph but only became completely clear with the multiplayer bit.

Plus the comments are hilarious, full of angry people xD

In case you didn't notice, the author says he loves Zelda, some more games, AND Bioschock, so he surely loves this game, definitely one of the MASTERPIECES of this generation <3

4035d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

Lol, another ridicilous score for Bioshock, amazing, I knew it :D

May well be one of the best games this gen

4040d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

I didn't want to click it, but I had to.

:D

4059d ago 18 agree1 disagreeView comment

Please, STOP with the "Should of"!!! I've not a grammar nazi nor even a native english speaker, but when did that crap start? I learned to say "should have" when I was at 1st grade English class... wtf?

4094d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

lol @ all the people (americans I guess, not to say they are bad or anything but...) here who say that guns are not the problem, the people are... well I don't know if you have heard of any school shooting in a little place called "Europe", look, here we don't have guns and this kinds of things don't happen here BECAUSE we don't have guns.

Stop saying that people are the problem, of course they are, where I live there are some f*cked up peeps too, bu...

4135d ago 11 agree3 disagreeView comment

I'll post the comment I made here:

Look, metacritic is full of trolls (Skyward Sword comes to mind) and that's why user scores are always meaningless to me. Critic score is what matters.

People are giving it zeros cause of that Day 1 DLC (which sucks, yeah, but it has nothing to do with how good ME3 is), and that homosexual guy you posted is just PATHETIC.

Seriously, if you think Bioware put that scene to be "the gay champions"...

4425d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

I am commander Shepard and I am going to play the hell out of this game!

4425d ago 19 agree3 disagreeView comment