CliffyBee

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FAILSTATION3 IS MY LOVER

5717d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

I think you are wrong! :D

But then Daddy Adam Greenpigburger breastfed me until I was 16. I love the milk from his booby.

MGS4 FTW! LBP FTW!

(Don't tell Daddy I said my true feelings to you all!)

5718d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Because other people, unlike you and me, can afford a PS3 :(

I wish I could develop for PS3. My games have a chance of being taken seriously then :(

SONY, GIELF JOBZ PLOX (Not the kind of job pp or FailStation3 give!)

5718d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

I like kids :D

Hey pp.

5720d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

Failstation 3 is telling porky pies again! Just like When I said GeOW2 would be better!

SONY PLZ GIEF JOB PLIX

5720d ago 0 agree3 disagreeView comment

Hey pp ;) thank you for teling off these naughty PS3 owners. Don't worry, we wont tell them that we are just jealous because we'd love to play and develop for the console.

OOOOOPS! LOL I better not tell Daddy Adam Greenpigburger.

5721d ago 4 agree0 disagreeView comment

Well i tried my best to copy Kojima, but I'm just a simple man. A very simple man who likes big muscle men with crap AI.

5721d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Well I certainly couldn't do it with my Queers of Bore games! They just glitch and break the console!

*goes back to MGS4, with the REAL Snake*

5722d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

It'll just be like Gears of Snore, my first game, and part two that I recently released with a ton of glitches, boring story, underwhelming online play, generic plot and predictable outcomes!

(But dont tell my daddy Adam Greenpigburger - he goes OINK OINK and I tickle his belly)

I'll go back to playing a game that I will never ever beat in a trillion - MGS4. Again, dont tell Adam or Shane Kimmy! XD

5722d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

Well, I did take 99% of the inspiration from most Kojima endings XD

PLZ LET MEH BEE TEH NU KOJIMAZ PLIX!!!

(I couldn't make a game one tenth as brilliant as ANY of the MGS's)

5724d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

I coped the ending from MGS2's ending! XD Good eh?

I make good game at last, yes?

NO

5724d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

We also paid Kotaku a few million bash to LBP and hype up my game! They send me rent boys every now and then too. It's all good.

5725d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Really, I am sorry for being rubbish. What can I say? I'm a terrible dev who think s he's God or something.

I'm really just another M$ puppet. Pull the strings Daddy Adam Greenpigburger!

5725d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

OOOPS! XD

What can I say, I'm a terrible game maker. That ending wasn't done by me...promise! :P OK it was, and I am rubbish at making games.

GoW 3 will be better, promise! (nb - i do NOT promise)

5725d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

And teh Cliff to da Bee! Mentally anyway :D

GUNS AND BIG MEN TURN MY GEARS

5727d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

I agree! I mean, I tend to make every game on the 360 really bad. I'm glad the PS3 is there to remind me I could have it so much better.

GIVE ME A JOB SONY PLX

5727d ago 2 agree2 disagreeView comment

Even I wouldn't drive this long for my own game!

5727d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

ok, he surprise sexed me

5729d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

When me and Shane Kim got drunk a few years back, we had sex. I fell pregnant but decided to half-kill the baby.

I THINK pp MAY BE MINE AND SHANE KIMS CHILD! :'(

5729d ago 4 agree1 disagreeView comment

You crack the cliff up! You want job at my studio? (my bedroom). pp has one.

5729d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment