if i could wipe my butt with it i would
Why would I want to get fingerprints all over such a wonderful display? Do you like prints all over your tv? computer monitor? Your PSP that you now have? I don't. I hate that. I hate it when my cell phone display gets all greasy from my face on it. Why would you want you game display to look all dull and smudged? Touchscreen is a fad.
Anyone know if you can play the multiplayer with bots instead of online? Yes I know online is better but I thought I read somewhere the game would have bots for offline MP.
Thanks
Rolling a turd in powdered sugar doesn't make it a jelly doughnut.
WHO CARES REALLY? DOES THAT STOP ANYONE FROM PLAYING GAMES? GO EAT SOMETHING.
Another great skill to put on the resume. Good job!!
Now if only the rest of the trendy ass gore-porn genre would go out of business maybe we could get back to originality. Oh wait, we're talking about the lower forms, the bottom feeders, the sheeple that buy into all this crap otherwise known as pop culture. I'm so glad it's going down, it's about time.
So what? Am I supposed to care about any of this? Are you all retarded?
Maybe he should sue his teachers and parents for turning out to be an idiot.
Bottom-feeders are so funny.
This article makes me want to put lipstick on a bulldog then beat it with a crowbar, set it on fire, and then take a chainsaw to it. Maybe I'll just play Gears instead, oh well, maybe next time.
DEAD SPACE! Awesome regardless of your state of mind (but even better high) haha
so...this is relevant how? Oh, you have to be a fanboy, now I get it. Well you go girl.
A bunch of self-indulgent dialogue with cliche cinematics, yeah that's what we want. Rodriquez is a much better director. Actually as long as it's not that douchebag Bolle, who cares.
The Gamestop I worked at we take "pre-owned" handhelds with us in the bathroom all the time. Besides, one can only read Game Informer and the game guides so many times.
What do you expect from an outdated comic whose 90's humor should have stayed in the 90's and another guy who is about as exciting as a loaf of white bread.
this coming from a self-proclaimed computer illiterate. He's just reading from a cue card. He's probably wondering what does a guy with an eye patch and a sword have to do with internet?
JUST ANOTHER TOOL.
We could use at least 10 million less people.
so this is what happens when you put 50 monkeys together in a marketing department.
Here's a better idea, think about what your going to say BEFORE you hit the bong. There will be a better chance that it might sound reasonable.
Man this game sure would be cool on PS3 or 360 or even my Mac