Are MMORPGs evil? The answer may surprise you.
With the recent articles about torture in World of Warcraft(read here) I have decided to investigate what other vices MMORPGs indulge themselves in. If MMORPGs
can stoop so low as to have you torture a fellow virtual human being,
than I doubt there is no low that the developers will have us sink to.
Probably for their own nefarious plot of "world-takeover" proportions.
I haven't got any proof yet, so until then I can only show what proof I
DO have.
MMORPGs ARE evil.
First I'll start off with one of the more tamer vices, Drinking. I don't mean drinking water or kool-aid, which is all well and good, but liquor! Beer, ale, whiskey, and other intoxicating drinks are everywhere! Especially Ironforge, the city of the Dwarves in World of Warcraft.
Apparently this entire "race" of people are nothing but drunks. Why
would Blizzard design a game for our children that has an ENTIRE race
of potential AA members? They even joke about it with the little quip..
/silly "I don't have a drinking problem. I drink, I fall down, No problem!"
THEN
these games actually SHOW your character drinking and the effects of
intoxication. The screen gets blurry, and your character starts to
weave back and forth. Even your characters speech becomes slurred to
where you can't ever understand what someone is saying. This is
completely and utterly unacceptable. Yet I wish this was the largest
problem I had with my experiences in games like WoW, EQ, EQ2, WAR, and a whole large list of vile, evil, malicious games!
If
a whole race of midget drunks didn't throw you off and ban your
children from ever touching a "PC" again, this may ban your child from
even saying the words "Exp". The entire game revolves around one fact.
To get anywhere, to "level" up or whatever, is you have to KILL other
people! These games encourage violence. It teaches them positive
psychological reinforcement that if you kill someone you can take their
clothes and their money. It doesn't have to be people either. My son,
Billy, was smashing a squirrel in the face with his "staff of jordan" saying that he could sell the squirrel's teeth to a "merchant" for a couple of bucks. I'm scared to walk my little fluffy wuffy Mittens down the road, afraid someone will maul him for his paws or whatever body part is lucrative that week.
There
are other subjects too, like racism. These games were MADE to PROMOTE
racism! What are our children to think when they are playing a game
that tells them " You must kill all the Night elves you see because
their Alliance! "? You are encouraged to kill other people JUST because
of race. How can video game companies get away with such obviously
misguided and twisted views and encourage our children to think the
same? I know that immediately after writing this warning letter I'm
going to write to my congressmen about all this. You shouldn't kill
gnomes just because they are short! or Night elves because their eyes
glow differently than a Blood elf's.
So please, keep your
children away from these games! The more they play it, the more likely
they will start thinking since your a human, your filthy alliance, and
you have to die. Then they will take your clothing and money, and sell
your ears to some "merchant"! These games, and ALL games, are evil. If
there were no video games we wouldn't have violence! Before television
we were a perfect society!
Author's note for the stupid -
This is a satire. Enjoy it or Hate it. Post comments if you want, Just
me expressing some rage over recent news about yet another human being
blaming Video Games/Television/Movies/Music because they cannot take
responsibility for their own filth. We need to stop pointing fingers at
everything but those who are to blame when we take such horrible
actions.
Ourselves.
Please show your support for this satire and the evil humor by going Here, where it was originally made/posted. Thanks.
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