Blogger Claims Mass Effect Offers "Customizable Sodomy"

Gamepolitics writes:

GP: Do we really need to point out that Mass Effect is rated "M" for players 17 and older? More from McCullough:

It's called "Mass Effect" and it allows its players… to engage in the most realistic sex acts ever conceived. One can custom design the shape, form, bodies, race, hair style, breast size of the images they wish to "engage" and then watch in crystal clear, LCD, 54 inch screen, HD clarity as the video game "persons" hump in every form, format, multiple, gender-oriented possibility they can think of…

[wageslave]

What game is that guy playing?

or, put another way: How could i POSSIBLY miss these features? Someone have a howto or walkthrough for this?

Or, yet another reason Mass Effect rocks.

[Relcom]

nice comment :]

You missed the best part eh?

[Dreamworker]

i came back from a mission and both girls was waiting for me asking to decide with which one i like to have a romance. I took the choice why not all together? Ashley said in you dreams. I think that is cool like real life.

[Maddens Raiders]

"How could i POSSIBLY miss these features? Someone have a howto or walkthrough for this?"

-- what is wrong w/ you? Hmm, nevermind.

[Dreamworker]

this guys problem?

[Skerj]

This is a joke right? Watch an episode of Nip/Tuck which airs on cable, then come back and tell me about Mass Effect's love scene.

[Relcom]

I can't believe that show is on cable.

[Douchebaggery]

Do you have to be paragon or renegade to get to the sodomy part of the game?

[Skerj]

Pretty sure it's renegade, you know they just take stuff and get things done by any means necessary.

[Charlie2688]

How many times and under what conditions do you have to beat the game to unlock that? XD

[KidMakeshift]

Customizable Sodomy? That sounds awesome! I hope they add that feature in the next Animal Crossing. My Mii's are all going to be in wheelchairs after I'm done

[Relcom]

ahahaha

[allforcalisto]

there's no sodomy of what i've seen....

the writer of the article at a point tries to subtly say the game encourages male-male romance.
funny thing is bioware didnt have the balls to do that, so that's an incorrect assertion. like the barbie girl female protagonist thing they say. its all bull.

[Staircase]

Does he realize how many games on the internet are intended solely for sex, and yet he choses Mass Effect to blame??

[bym051d]

I'm on my 2nd playthrough and I missed the boob customization and the buttsecks simulator.

This stuff had better be unlocked through DLC. Price? 6900 MS points.

[Hooby]

Theres no sodomy or any unwillingess or any of that crap. I've played through the game 5 friggin times, this mans a complete joke, and uneducated moron.

[SJL480]

DAMN IT!!!! This is just great. Now I've gotta come up with a new game idea. All that work on a sodomy sim just throne out the window. /end sarcasm.

This person must not have even played this game.

[mintrieri]

I spent about as much time reading his article as Evan Moore spent playing Mass Effect, which means I didn't read past the title and my full understanding of the piece is based on other people's opinions. Mass Effect is in no way, shape or form, another "Hot Coffee", but that won't stop people like Evan from jumping aboard the censorship bandwagon decrying interactive entertainment as the Devil's playground. People like Evan (<- Ultra-conservative a-holes) are the problem with society, not a highly-respected game developer like Bioware. But, I'm just preaching to the choir, ain't I.