Microsoft Unveils $20 Xbox 360

The Department of Electronic Entertainment reports: "Last week Microsoft announced that they are releasing a $99 version of their Xbox 360 which requires buyers to commit to pay a $15 per month subscription fee for two years, thus bringing the total amount to $460. Uninformed consumers immediately praised the announcement, prompting Microsoft to expand the program to include a $20 version of the Xbox 360 with a 53-year subscription plan."

*The DoEE is a humor website, not a government agency