Review: Touch My Katamari | G3AR

If drugs took drugs and had children who got drunk and took drugs the resulting offspring still wouldn’t be as trippy as Touch My Katamari. When the game starts your eyes are greeted by a dancing King of Cosmos, in his finest garb mind you. His mood sours shortly thereafter once the King overhears a fan say that the Principal is as awesome as the King. This cannot be tolerated.