IGN: Jack Thompson is the protagonist of BioShock

IGN on BioShock (in their Xbox 360 2007 Year in Review feature):

"Players inhabited the body of Jack Thompson, a victim of a plane crash in the middle of the ocean with no help in sight other than a nearby lighthouse. Doing what he thought was best Jack swam over, entered and was transported to the underwater insanity trapped within the world of Rapture."

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DarkSniper4044d ago

It doesnt surprise Dark Sniper that Jack Thompson and XBOX would be mentioned in the same sentence in a positive light.

Jack Thompson's alliance with Microsoft once again alludes to Dark Sniper's prior comments on Microsoft being the evil, vile, uninhibited corporation that it is. With attorney Jack Thompson on Microsoft's side, this shows Microsoft's valiant efforts to enforce slavery and communism into the gaming community.

Dark Sniper and his Sony Snipers have kept a keen eye on the slave tactics that Microsoft has done to the consumer. Dark Sniper suggests abandoning XBOX 360 before it's too late. Not aboloshing this console will leave you into Purgatory created by Microsoft.


InMyOpinion4043d ago (Edited 4043d ago )

Why do you have a picture of Ryu from Shenmue(Sega Dreamcast) on your avatar when you are a blind third-person-referencing Sony fanboy? The fanboy norm suggest Cloud, Solid Snake, or a Helghast(Killzone).

BloodySinner4043d ago (Edited 4043d ago )

Good thing you're down to 3 bubbles (so fast?!). Keep up the good work.

Ogrekiller4043d ago

Microsoft, who art in Seattle,
Hallowed be thy Name.
Thy kingdom come.
Thy will be done,
on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily Live.
And forgive us our trespasses,
As we forgive those who trespass against us.
And lead us not into temptation,
But deliver us from $ony.
For thine is the kingdom,
and the power, and the glory,
for ever and ever.

Begone, foul PS beast.

I apologize for offending any Christian, especially on Christmas.

unsunghero284044d ago

I actually think that's pretty funny. Apparently the fellows over in the Report History disagree with me.

Nice catch, though. If Jack Thompson was the protagonist of BioShock I would be much more compelled to get crushed by Big Daddies. Although I must admit, the idea of a fire-wielding, telekinetic Jack Thompson is quite frightening...

I_killed_TheMart4043d ago

You gotta be one st*pid xbox fanfly to like this sh*tty game..

Waitb3yond b*tcheS!

tomfoolery4043d ago (Edited 4043d ago )

you Sonyclowns can only DREAM of having this game!
Just a reality check on Christmas day from your Bioshock loving 360
owner and nonwaiter........Tom.

R M Spender4043d ago

"to jack: dont open until...
love mom and Dad"

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