Super Mario 3D Land Review – Game-Boyz
If you’ll forgive me for starting off on a tangent; Christmas day really steers my mind towards the post-apocalypse. Allow me to elaborate. Throughout the country, whole families shelter indoors, fearful of braving the cold and empty wasteland, eyes transfixed upon the one link to the outside world: a colourful flashing box of noises and lights that all the while transmits joyful wishes from our reptilian overlords. Lights and decorations lay strewn across the cityscape like shattered debris from the jolliest nuclear warhead in human history. A cavalcade of enforced merriment culminating in a state of food induced vegetation and rooms full of smelly granddad farts….Happy holidays everyone.
