9 Extremely Unlikely VGA Headlines

Spike’s Video Game Awards are just around the corner and the entire industry is buzzing with lots of logical speculation. The problem is, logic can be quite boring at times. Logic only makes for sensible conclusions. When you want radical results, you have to start thinking stupid. You’ve gotta embrace the potential absurdities and inject a little rational madness into proceedings. With that in mind, here are nine headlines you're extremely unlikely to be reading this time tomorrow.