Shark Night Swims Into Blu-Ray Waters This January

CB – If you took the idea behind Piranha 3D, made most of your characters unlikeable teenagers, and then cut out all of the boobs and graphic language…oh yeah, and turned your Cretaceous little monsters into sharks, you’d have Shark Night. I guess if sharks are your thing and overly graphic portrayals aren’t, Shark Night might be the horror movie for you. The rest of us will wait for a weekend replay on TBS sometime in the future, that is, if we don’t manage to avoid it entirely.