PlaystationMAG – Jurassic Park: The Game review

PlaystationMAG – I love Steven Spielberg’s dino blockbuster like alcoholics love Irishing up their Monday morning frappuccinos. Seeing as it’s my favourite film ever, I naturally feel as protective of the IP as a feral grizzly guarding his ‘pic-a-nic’ basket.

So no pressure on Telltale’s QTE-heavy adventure, then. Sadly, this shambolic, barely interactive experience dumps a tonne of Triceratops dung on my beloved celluloid childhood memories.