Call of Duty player sets up virtual bodyguard agency

If you're terrified of getting slotted in Call of Duty: Black Ops, Modern Warfare 2, Battlefield 1943, Halo: Reach or Battlefield: Bad Company, you might want to give Toby Smiths a call. For the low, low price of five English pounds, he'll be your online bodyguard. Insane cultural milestone: reached.

Trainz4325d ago

Oh Chuck Norris plays CoD!

BlmThug4325d ago

I agree. Chuck Norris is CoD. His jokes are rehashed everyyear. He is mediocre and stale yet sheep still love and make jokes about him. Bruce Lee is Arma III

fr00ty-wizenhymer4325d ago

@BlmThug That made my day. Thank You.


you just made my joke into a flamebait

Fylus4325d ago (Edited 4325d ago )

BlmThug, you made my day too. I HATE Chuck Norris jokes. I mean come on.

Who wins in a fight? Chuck Norris or Ip Man?

Oh that's right, Bruce Lee kills Chuck Norris, and Ip Man TRAINED Bruce Lee.

Yeah, I wanna hear some freaking Ip Man jokes.

Iroquois_Pliskin4325d ago

agreed. Where are the Ip Man jokes? cmon he trained Bruce Lee

Omegasyde4324d ago

^^^^^^Wait who is still alive and kicking ass to this day?

Not Bruce Lee.

Not David "Choke the Chicken, Not the throat" Carradine.

Charlie Sheen will take over once Chuck retires.

AEtherbane4324d ago

By Cod you meant he fish, right?

jeseth4324d ago

Anybody with a gun would handle Chuck Norris or Bruce Lee.

End of argument.

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zeeshan8104325d ago

I am Chuck Norris.

On Topic: Why pay 5 bucks?

Joe29114325d ago

So basically he wants you to pay 5 pounds so you can be his friend.

jon12344324d ago

chuck norris will die someday :)

iamnsuperman4325d ago

Seems like a really odd thing to do. Not sure how many would pay for this but can't complain at him trying

raWfodog4324d ago

I wanna know if he will give you your $5 back if you still get 'killed' within that 1/2 hour?

dirigiblebill4325d ago

I love the smell of facepalm in the morning.

Fylus4325d ago

Is that a parody reference to Dead Island's character Logan's "I love the smell of napalm in the mornin'"? Haha, regardless, it made me laugh.

OcularVision4325d ago

... it's a parody of Apocalypse Now. Watch that movie.

Chnswdchldrn4324d ago

jesus fucking christ kid I hope you are trolling

thats the intelligence of my generation in a nut shell, doesnt know anything outside of vidya games

death2smoochie4324d ago (Edited 4324d ago )

You are too young to know that line was said by Robert Duvall from Apocalypse now. Fantastic movie based on Jospeh Conrads novel. Watch it sometime. Better than Platoon...

Jayjayff4324d ago

Dude, you didn't know that the VG was making a reference to a classic 70's movie, obviously your intellect is retarded, i mean how could you noy know. /S/

Omegasyde4324d ago

preferred Full Metal Jacket over both. However the surf scene was iconic.

Fylus4324d ago

I apologize people... I'm really not a movie guy. I've literally seen a total of 6 movies throughout my life. I prefer the handson experience of virtual reality, however I have great respect for certain movie directors such as Alfred Hitchcock (I'm singling him out because I especially enjoyed his thriller movies, some of the few movies I've seen.) But again, I apologize, I'll do some research next time before I blindly post a comment referring to such topics.

But please people, like I said, I'm not a film guy, so I'd really appreciate constructive criticism next time.

Fylus4324d ago

Also, I'm only 22. You'd think people over the age of 30-40 would have the intellect and maturity to allow them to post comments at a higher level of thought process and have regard for others, yet since I'm not old enough to have seen a movie from the 70's, my intelligence is somehow beneath that of which you describe. Hey, I've seen a very small handful of old films of which I watched as a child with my grandfather, do I get points for that? I've always believed that if I have something negative to say about someone, I'd at least be mature enough to say it with a stable sense of intellectual value as to not offend, but merely motivate the opposition. But that's above you isn't it, Chnswdchldrn?

For the rest of you, I appreciate the more constructive judgement, and I will definitely devote some time to seeing this film. Also, Full Metal Jacket is another one of those few I've seen. I'd also have to say that it's my favorite film. I'll never forget the scene where the squad was lured into a trap trying to save their teammate, then the guy gets his foot shot off. Sorry, I don't think I did a great job of describing it, but seeing that guys foot shatter with splinters of bone and blood; that scene is stuck in my head.

LightofDarkness4324d ago (Edited 4324d ago )

Most 22 year olds would know what that line is from, especially in western civilization. I'm not much older than you and I've known it since I was a kid. You don't have to be over-the-hill to understand pop-culture references. In fact, all you're doing is proving Chnswdchldrn's point.

And I'd seriously reconsider the attitude if you plan on sticking around. Take your lumps and move on, nobody wants to read a whiny wall of text over some small, insignificant jabs .

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Main_Street_Saint4324d ago

You know what I love the smell of in the morning? Bacon! Take Col. Kurtz!

SKUD4325d ago