Call of Duty player sets up virtual bodyguard agency

If you're terrified of getting slotted in Call of Duty: Black Ops, Modern Warfare 2, Battlefield 1943, Halo: Reach or Battlefield: Bad Company, you might want to give Toby Smiths a call. For the low, low price of five English pounds, he'll be your online bodyguard. Insane cultural milestone: reached.