Hey Japan, stop making me save the world
Jason Schreier: You've seen this play before. Some ragtag heroes are standing at the edge of some interdimensional space portal or subterranean crystal labyrinth or evil god's castle. They're holding powerful weapons — acquired after hours of tedious mini-games — and staring down some nasty monster or deity or demon squirrel.
Their goal? Save the universe from imminent doom.
