Max Payne Retrospective

Unless you were walking around with a blindfold on about a year ago, you probably couldn’t have missed the fact that there was a Max Payne film released. It starred Mark Wahlberg and Mila Kunis and is a loosely based on the plot of the first game, but including characters from the second one. However all of this added up to produce a film that was panned across the board. Now, Charles should point out that no, he hasn't seen it. He was annoyed enough that they decided to make a film out of it in the first place so he certainly wasn't going give them his hard earned cash that he could quite easily spend on more chains for the gimp he keep locked up in his garage…