Gather round, one and all! A new marvel of modern science and chemistry manifests. Behold the glory of the Fierce Gaming Surface from Rude Gameware!
Ironhammers writes: Gaming peripheral publisher, Rude Gameware, have just announced the latest in their lineup. The Fierce Laser Gaming Mouse V2 sees a much improved list of speccifications over the previous model, upping the DPI to 5,000 while also dropping the response time down to just 1m/s — not bad for a sub-£40 gaming mouse, right?
I know, those numbers don't mean too much without actually trying it for yourself.
Rude Gameware, a gaming company dedicated to giving gamers the advantage, has improved its already near perfect mouse, the Fierce Laser Gaming Mouse.
Michael Epstein of Rude Gameware: "July 4th is about America. And what's more American than gaming and grilling? I'll tell you: gaming and grilling at the same time. Also, fireworks. Maybe we can work those into our next version."
lol this shit article is somehow better than almost any other article that enters this site.
Consider ourselves lucky to be a part of such a magical moment.
Considering what other things people do by their computers I would not want any food that's been on a mouse pad.
Nice writing.