Crysis 1 was perfect, Crysis 2 is not

Tecstories: Why I love Crysis 1 and not Crysis 2.

Graphics. Yes, they are for whores, but I'm paying money, so why should I settle for a whore who is ugly? Because she is cheap? Because she is a good time? Sure, but I'm pretty sure that a good looking whore can be worse than an ugly one right? In my time I've had plenty of ugly whores, like take stalker for instance, she shows true eastern European spirit, crooked nose, nose hair, shoes that think polish is a language. She was a really really ugly one, but she made me feel like no other game has. She was truly great. She will be remembered as that ugly one with the amazing personality. Technologically stunted, and even with all this ugly the game had the audacity to be above average requirement.