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Destructoid: Duke Nukem Forever Review

They say you should never meet your heroes, as you'll only ever be disappointed. I think the same thing can be said for videogames that have accrued over a decade of expectations and hype. If you never play it, at least in your mind it will always be everything you ever wanted.

If you play Duke Nukem Forever, you'll be slapped in the face by reality. The reality of Duke Nukem as a character, as an IP, and as a highly anticipated videogame is in stark contrast to the idea of a charming, cool, and hilarious series that years of delusion and marketing have concocted.

The reality of Duke Nukem Forever is that it's absolute garbage that should have stayed confined to the bowels of Development Hell.

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Semir5065d ago

''The reality of Duke Nukem Forever is that it's absolute garbage that should have stayed confined to the bowels of Development Hell.''

+1

news4me5065d ago

Destructoid has lost all credibility in my opinion. Not that the game doesn't deserve a 2, (I haven't played it, I wouldn't know). But this coupled with SOCOM's 3... It's just a little over the top I think. SOCOM did suck, but a 3 is a little low. It's just ridiculous that they've decided to trade accurate and credible reviewing/writing for hits. Destructoid should get real with themselves and their readers.

Philoctetes5065d ago

In fairness, it's not just Destructoid. If their review was an Edge-like outlier, then sure I could understand criticizing them for being too harsh, fishing for hits, etc. but this game is getting panned almost across the entire spectrum.

MARKUS_MAX1MUS5065d ago

Jim Sterling is Freelance and I think his low scoring is good because it lets a developer know theyve fucked up.

Controversy5065d ago

Destructoid is not my fav, but I prefer them to Edge. A 3 for Socom 3 is a bit ridiculous.

As for Duke Nukem...the quality of the game is disappointing, but...how many really did believe it would be different? Just my two cents.

the_kutaragi_baka5065d ago

Destructoid has lost all credibility in my opinion"

hey bro, this game is garbage.

here the prove:

IGN review=5.5,TheSixthAxis=5.0,Vi deoGamer.com=4.0.

looks destructoid is not biased here..

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evilmonkey5015065d ago

Right...2? really? Tits in the game at least mean its a 5, right? lol.

ZBlacktt5065d ago

Yeah something. If I thought a game was a 2. I wouldn't even write a review.

death2smoochie5065d ago

Bloody hell...this game is getting massacred LOL

Godmars2905065d ago

Why are reviews going all the way from 2 to 8?

I know opinions are opinions, but that one bit where you're throwing poop can't have effected scores that much.

DarkTower8055065d ago (Edited 5065d ago )

I guess this is one of those games the you will either love or hate. I hope to find out this weekend.

Biggest5065d ago

There have been far fewer scores of 8 than of 2, which is saying something. The game just isn't good. It's not as if people can't see it for themselves. Look at all of the gameplay videos. This game would have been GREAT in 2004 or earlier.

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2D Sidescrolling Version of Duke Nukem Forever Leaked

Duke Nukem Forever originally began its life as a sidescroller instead of a shooter back in 1996, and that canceled version has just been leaked.

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Rancegamerx849d ago

Very cool, but i don't know how real this is... I'll check it out later to find out.

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Duke Nukem Forever “remaster” restores Gearbox FPS to original glory

Duke Nukem Forever, the troubled FPS from Gearbox and 3D Realms, has been restored to more traditional 90s shooter thanks to a sweeping “remaster” mod

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XiNatsuDragnel949d ago

Awesome this needs to be released

Venoxn4g949d ago

It is out already, there is a download link inside the article too.

Aaroncls7949d ago

kinda of a misleading title.

Mod features:
Sprinting removed and faster player movement
Jump height increased
Swim speed is much faster
Player can now hold breath underwater for 45 seconds instead of 15
Weapon rebalance and screen shake when shooting removed
2/4 weapon limit completelly removed
Quicksaves (F5 by default)
Depth of Field removed and new post processing effects
Driving sections are now in first person perspective
yw.

Dandizzle949d ago

God damn Megadeth Duke Nukem anthem is the best.

Snookies12949d ago

It is pretty amazing, I remember being so hyped that they covered the Duke theme back when it happened haha. I still quite enjoyed Forever though personally.

Venoxn4g948d ago

It is great, you should check out Eric Calderone - Duke Nukem meets metal .. thats proper as well

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Duke Nukem Forever was ahead of its time, but nerfed before launch

Duke Nukem Forever, the infamous and controversial FPS from 3D Realms, apparently looked much better before launch, as modders discover various cut features

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masterfox991d ago

"so wrong yet so right"

Only a few will know what Im talking about lol :D

porkChop991d ago

Wow, that advanced lighting makes a huge difference to the visuals. I get that Gearbox tried to slap everything together and release a finished product. But it seems like they cut out a lot of content that would have made the experience more enjoyable. That's a shame.

ZycoFox990d ago

Nerfed due to consoles.. and not the first time it has happened.

-Foxtrot991d ago

Kind of amazing the difference a lighting engine makes

ZycoFox990d ago

Same, the AI could be pretty dumb but the bosses were fun. I thought the levels (mostly) got better later in the game too.

XiNatsuDragnel991d ago

Devs nerf a game man best quote I've ever heard.

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