Lo-Ping - Duke Nukem Forever Demo Impressions

After nearly 14 years, Duke is back and he’s got balls of steel. Duke Nukem Forever is finally releasing on June 14th for PC, Xbox 360, and Playstation 3, and those faithful fans who pre-ordered the game or picked up a copy of Gearbox Software’s Borderlands Game of the Year Edition were given access to the demo today. We played it. Spoiler: it’s awesome.

The demo opens up with Duke at a urinal draining his presumably large seamonster. This isn’t a cutscene – you’re in full control of the action. After he’s done pissing excellence, Duke makes his way over to a room with a dry-erase board where the...

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