Ubisoft Goes Hollywood

SG: When it comes to doing something better than anyone else, you really have to be an expert at whatever it is you’re doing. Hookers are always going to be better than your wife in bed because they’re practicing all day and night… hey, they want to get paid right? So when you ponder on who would be the best people to have in charge of all the lame video game movies, the obvious answer would be… hookers! No, wait… that’s not right. Keep reading and I swear I won’t say hookers again.