You don’t really hate Portal 2, do you?
Default Prime: "Once again, Metacritic is being used to voice fan disapproval of decisions made by developers and publishers. However, unlike the great vote-down of Dragon Age 2, there is a decent number of complaints that actually have nothing to do with the contents of the game.
Thus far, Portal 2 is coming in at an incredible critic Metascore of 95, the highest of any game to date this year. The user score, however, is not so spotless, due to a glut of 0/10 votes from gamers. There are some complaints that the game is too short, but many of the complaints are from PC users who are upset about the existence of day-one DLC and the promotional push urging people to purchase the Potato Sack Indie Bundle from Steam to get it to release earlier."
