New Prototype Cologne Aimed at Making You Smell like Heller

"While there's no doubt that Alex Mercer wouldn't want to buy a bottle of this new cologne, there might be a few gamers out there that want to slap on a couple splashes of the new scent from Evoluer, a division of GenteK, named Heller. That's right guys. This new cologne aimed at gamers is only in its prototype stages, but if you're looking to smell like a bad mofo, you want to smell like Heller."