Diehard GameFAN: Beastly Review (Nintendo Wii)

Diehard GameFAN: This game is awful. It is boring. It’s ugly. It doesn’t make a damn bit of sense. You are playing a game about Beauty and The Beast wherein your character is neither Beauty nor the Beast nor the witch that curses the beast, nor Beauty’s father, nor even a close friend of one of these characters. This is like a Star Wars game where you play as Wedge Antilles’s mom and read postcards about fighting the Empire.

Crap, I gave Lucas an idea for a new Star Wars game.