Eight Ways Duke Nukem Forever WILL Get Delayed

Game Podunk blogger, MonkJammas writes "Notice how in the title I’ve said “will”. I could have said ‘could’ or ‘might’, but I went with ‘will’. Despite Duke Nukem Forever receiving a release date for 6th May 2011, we all know that it isn’t going to happen. In one way or another, the Universe is going to conspire against this game and stop it from reaching fruition. I have foreseen eight ways in which this will happen and cause the inevitable delay of DNF will occur. Even if it defies the laws of the universe and doesn’t get delayed it will most likely be a disappointment due to the huge expectancy that rests upon its aging shoulders. A permanent delay could turn out to be a blessing in disguise. Sometimes it’s better to remember something in its glory days then see it dragged through the mud as it attempts to soldier on and recapture a lost market (Yes Robert De Niro, I’m talking to you). Anyway, as I have already stated, that will 100% not be a problem because the following scenarios are 99.9999% likely to happen. That’s some genuine statistics right there. Enjoy…"