Pocket Gamer - The surgeon who stapled my stomach might not agree, but in my view, the best cakes are the biggest cakes.
What you want is layer upon layer of rich sponge, separated by the fruitiest jam and covered with enough icing to rot your teeth in one sitting. Well, let's face it, if you're going to disobey doctor's orders and risk blowing your stomach wide open, you might as well make it worth it.