Last year I compiled a list of things for the affluent, items few gamers would ever purchase but that we might all have drooled at as they taunted us, glittering wonderfully behind store windows. It was actually more of a mix of mostly accessible items and socially irresponsible toys. This year I'm taking a slightly different perspective on things. I'm still going to compile a list of items that your poor gamer would probably pass on, but it might be a touch more practical this time around. In other words, there won't be anything on this list costing more than a grand.
Some box art is just ridiculous. Why would companies ever think these 10 designs would ever sell a game? They suck!
Someone should do a top 10 sucky websites that split sucky top 10 lists over 10 sucky pages that really suck.
The site sucks. I just have two things to say about the list:
I thought Bioshock Infinite didn't deserve to be on this list and his comments on the game makes me think everything gaming wise for this guy after pong was downhill.
I hope that the guy on the cover of The Guy Game files for harassment bc I feel like him and most other guys in orange shirts are just being used as sexual objects.
Just my two cents
I'll be honest, I've only played #3 & #5 from my list, the rest required research. I had no idea how many games were out that were designed to be overly sexualized or plainly put xrated. My list is of games that were suppose to be a game but with adult theme that just might of gotten carried away.
I remember buying the first DOA volleyball game at Best Buy when I was 16 I was so afraid they were going to turn me away. I starred at that little rating that said nudity and dreamed of what could be. The cashier gave me a look but sold me the game and I went home with glee. Putting in the disc I giggled with anticipation. A diving naked ass and a clothed stripper dance, now we are talking... then the game starts and NO NUDITY. The manual hints at a secret part of the island so I play for hours and hours trying to find how to unlock a nude beach that doesn't exist. 16 year old me went to bed that night disappointed.
You can never have enough sexy
Under a grand, going thrify, eh? So much freaking collector's editions came out this year. I didn't get a single one. I'd like the Assassin's Creed one... I still kick myself over missing the ACII one last time and now it's nowhere, of course. :(
books? what the heck?
Ugh, The Guy Game. Terrible.
I'd love to get my hands on some Collector's Editions. The extra goodies are nice to have even if they are pointless. :( Not sure I'd want to use the playing cards or poker chips.