Shenmue 3: Would you buy it?

Ah, Shenmue. It's a game we hold dear to our hearts – and yet we haven't written a review related to the series since 2001.

We still think about Shenmue every day, but mostly our thoughts comprise of little more than, "What gives Sega!?"

You know what the worse part is? Sega taunts us. "We still think about Shenmue too," it says – like some ex-girlfriend trying to lie her way out of an awkward chance meeting.