Retrospective: The Longest Journey (BeefJack.com)
BeefJack: "April Ryan is a dick. Seriously. If she keeps on speaking like that I’m going to, like, smash her face in with, like, a big metal bar. She’s obnoxious, and naive, and arrogant, and if she were someone I knew in real life I’d probably have to grit my teeth down to sand every time I was forced to be around her. April bloody Ryan. My goodness."










