G4: Halo: Reach Philosophical Training: Can Satanism Improve Your Game?
G4 writes… "I'm terrible at Halo. Like, really, really horrendous. I'm bad at the campaign mode, but my suckyness really shines in multiplayer. I'm perpetually at the bottom of the player list, and get called noob by 10 year-olds more often than I care to admit; however, I vowed that when Halo: Reach was released, I would end my noobness and get good. Really good. I imagined myself pwning and murdering scores of others in a death-orgy of epic proportions. But, sadly, as soon as I fired the game up a week ago, I was still Steve The Bullet Magnet, always hitting the melee button a second too late, or getting picked off from across the map by a camper I couldn't even see. In short, still terrible and still a noob."
