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Deadly Premonition is blatantly better than Heavy Rain

Yesterday Destructoid reviewed Deadly Premonition and gave it a score of 10. This comes just weeks after Destructoid reviewed Heavy Rain and gave it a score of 7. Obviously, this means one thing. We, at Destructoid, love the Xbox 360 and want to have sex with it. This conclusion can be drawn thanks to logic, which is a thing the Internet uses to make decisions based on ideas a thirteen-year-old had.

Some people (idiots) believe that I hate Heavy Rain because it is new and unique. The truth of the matter is that these people are gullible f***wits who believe that Heavy Rain is unique just because Sony told them that's what it was. People who can think for themselves and actually possess some intellectual standards have realized that the game is not really new at all.

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ZombieAutopsy5597d ago (Edited 5597d ago )

LMAO destructoid needs to just stop. Article is sad, boo hoo you got hate mail expect it when you tic off one fan base over and over.

jjacinto235597d ago

He hate Heavy Rain because most critics compared it to a movie and he said games must be not like a movie

snaz275597d ago

not that i trust any review really but here is what IGN had to say lol, clearly it proves that it is indeed much better than heavy rain lol... 20/100 IGN Awful in nearly every way. The Twin Peaks meets Resident Evil with a dash of Grand Theft Auto formula sounds pretty great, but it was well beyond the capabilities of this development team. Terrible controls. Terrible pacing. Terrible sound effects. Terrible visuals.... im sure we can all se its far better! hmmmmmmmm.

iBoReD5597d ago

The article writer made all the rain in both of those games with the dribble he writes

Saaking5597d ago

Seriously guys, just laugh at this fools. I mean, they can't be serious...can they? Cause if they are then I don't understand how anyone still supports such a crappy site.

snaz275597d ago

this clearly blows heavy rain away! and gow3! hell any game on earth! this is the future of gaming right here! take a look! just wow! http://www.hookedgamers.com...

LordMarius5597d ago (Edited 5597d ago )

PS3 it only makes you hate it

if its blatantly better than Heavy Rain than its miles better than ME2

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Bungie5597d ago

like it or not

destructoid is right

SasanovaS19875597d ago

good job, you singlehandedly destroyed all credibility destructoid had left...not that it had alot ...but wow....pathetic

TOO PAWNED5597d ago (Edited 5597d ago )

Yeah this is better then HR and any other game this generation, i mean it is perfect 10, check it out, amazing!
http://www.youtube.com/watc...

I mean even IGN admits that, look at this amazing review
http://xbox360.ign.com/arti...

This game is mindblowing, we should all play these PS1 looking games, that's art man, pure ART! Just ask Jim, that guy gets it, especially after taking a couple of white lines mixed with some crack.

DelusionalMsBot5597d ago (Edited 5597d ago )

Your better of using money as toilet paper than buying Deadly Premonition

bungie they werent being serious when they reviewed the game so dont get excited

kneon5597d ago

He lost what little credibility he had with the claim of "PS2 era graphics".

Cold 20005597d ago (Edited 5597d ago )

For a game nobody cared about just 2 weeks ago and that nobody plans on buying, this game sure is getting a whole lot of a attention.

snaz275597d ago

But this game has changed all that now, im trading in my ps3 tomorrow! I cant believe i listened to sony! all they do is bring out the likes of K2, U2, GOW3, HR (pfft), R2, LBP etc etc its like all they are interested in is winning awards or something! im sick of it! now im just trading it in tomoz! gonna get this game and play it for the rest of the generation!

SilentNegotiator5597d ago

"Jim STERLING IS BIGGEST BIASED FANBOY EVER"

Ummm, no, he is not.
He is the biggest videogames-related TROLL ever.

qface645597d ago

its not april 1sr yet....

but if these guys are serious then this site is a joke

SilentNegotiator5597d ago

"Ogawd, It's actually on Metacritic... @_@"

The people at Metacritic are either retarded or they just add any review sent to them (aka SPAMMED to them by people like Bungie), even if they are completely satirical articles.

Anorexorcist5597d ago (Edited 5597d ago )

Destructoid has done the impossible: They have changed my grading of them as a respectable site and lowered it down from a score of 6 on a 10 point scale to a negative 10!

OUTRAGEOUS!!! 100 from Destructoid, yet 20 from IGN. That is no small difference. DP also received a 0.5/5 from some other website, though it seems that one isn't recognized on metacritic.

Hisiru5597d ago

LOL!

It's funny that nobody will notice one thing: He is being SARCASTIC.

evrfighter5597d ago

deadly premonition looks pretty sweet

finbars755597d ago

Boo Hoo is right.I will say that I have played deadly premonition and its just plain horrible.Graphics are horrible gameplay is just garbage and the story well... I will leave it at that.I played some of Heavy Rain at my freinds and I was pleasently surprised how good it is.Its neat,top notch graphics and the story really sucks you in.Its not my type of game but its worth picking up unlike deadly premonition.So im bascially saying that if you cant take criticism then dont bother writing anything.Thats what makes the gamming so enteresting.

Darkstorn5597d ago

You guys do realize this is all pretty much a joke. Deadly Premonition is supposed to be so bad it's good. As a PS3 owner, I may actually import a copy just to see what all the fuss is about.

Silver3605597d ago (Edited 5597d ago )

over a game review are outright scary. Who cares what the game is rated if you want it you will buy it, but wanting someone's entire family to burn in hell over a game review is just wrong. That person needs a reality slap. It is just a damn game review.

king1235597d ago (Edited 5597d ago )

didn't see that coming
first I'm shocked that some f***in Idiot writes I wish you burn in hell with your family ( If you are not the maker of heavy rain then you're the one that deserves to go to hell )

MaximusPaynicus5597d ago

Even if they do realize the sarcasm, N4G has such a hard on for hating Jim Sterling because he doesn't like the same games they like that it won't really matter.

rockleex5597d ago (Edited 5597d ago )

Hans Landa laughs at this article.

http://www.youtube.com/watc...

ProjectVulcan5597d ago (Edited 5597d ago )

I think the author has horribly mistaken deadly premonition as 'weirdy great' instead of the reality- which is simply 'shockingly poor'. Deadly premonition looks horrendous, every aspect of it seriously from animation to models and lighting it just about passes as a nasty HD PS2 game. Audio wise its dreadful, i have heard better sound design and effects from 16 bit era console games. Voice acting and scripting is ridiculously stupid. Pacing is mind numbingly slow, there isnt the smallest exciting part to enjoy.

Putting the arguments aside over heavy rain scoring a 7, and focusing in tightly on deadly premonition, you need to have had a massive brain haemorrhage to think that Deadly premonition is a 10/10 game- literally in ANY respect games are judged on. It is utterly abysmal, and this guys ranting isnt remotely amusing for me, he just seems to have completely lost the plot with deadly premonition alone

Rocket Sauce5597d ago

This guy's my new hero just for bringing fanboy rage so effortlessly.

"Deadly Premonition was originally called Rainy Woods. This is because the main plot involves a serial killer who strikes when the rain falls. Sound familiar? Of course it does, because Quantic Dream copied Deadly Premonition like a stupid child who keeps peeking over the shoulder of the smartest kid in class."

NICE!

Raz5597d ago

[About Jim Sterling: Jim Sterling is Destructoid's reviews editor and writes a wide variety of articles, including editorials such as this. He does not consider himself a journalist. His work can be humorous or serious but its up to you to decide which articles are which. The opinions expressed -- be they satirical or sincere -- are entirely his own and don't reflect the opinions of Destructoid's staff as a whole. He might annoy you sometimes, but his aim is never genuine offense. Try and take him for what he is -- one guy having fun on the Internet and talking about videogames.]

Thought I'd repost that part of the article as a public service announcement. ^_^

rockleex5597d ago

He's a troll that writes flamebait articles to get hits.

Where's Captain Obvious when you need him?

PrimordialSoupBase5597d ago

@iBoReD Jim Sterling writes Drivel. Steve Nash Dribbles a ball.

JasonPC360PS3Wii5597d ago

Whats sooo funny is you PS3 fanboys are so blind you didn't get the joke, or have absolutely no sense of humor.

Smkt5597d ago

lol you gotta love these articles by Jim... thanks to this you can pick out all the retarded posters and ignore them.

evilmonkey5015597d ago

"Simple fact: The PS3 is sh!t, and all its games are sh!t, and anybody who even thinks about buying a PS3 is made out of sh!t and has sh!t for a head and brain. All games developed for it are bad, unless they are multiplatform games, in which case only the XBox 360 version is good. Also, Blu-ray is for gays."

Wow, just wow.This guy really HATES PLAYSTATION.
Not a very professional view at all, in my opinion.

evrfighter5597d ago

even after the the public service announcment this article is still

WHOOSHING by ps3 fanboys heads....

H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S

Smkt5597d ago

"Twenty dollars for a twenty hour game full of hilarity, versus sixty dollars for a six hour game full of Quantic Dream creaming its jeans over how clever it is. You do the math! Actually, no, I'll do the math for you because you're probably a PS3 fanboy and hence a f_cking idiot. The math is that Deadly Premonition is better and that you're a cunt. That is the math."
^^ if this offends you in any way then you're a fanboy.

Fanb0y5597d ago

"Simple fact: The PS3 is sh!t, and all its games are sh!t, and anybody who even thinks about buying a PS3 is made out of sh!t and has sh!t for a head and brain. All games developed for it are bad, unless they are multiplatform games, in which case only the XBox 360 version is good. Also, Blu-ray is for gays."

ARE YOU GUYS RETARDED?

He's being sarcastic here, knowing that people's first reactions will be that Jim Sterling is fkin biased towards PS3 exclusive games. He's really not that biased. Just extreme.

rockleex5597d ago

Joke or not, Destructoid did not inform Metacritic to count their 10/10 review for Deadly Premonition as just a joke review.

Is Bungie/Green Ring/MGSR:HD still a troll even if everything he said was just a joke?

A troll is a troll. Simple as that.

fear885597d ago

The point of the article was to point out how obviously better Heavy Rain was than Deadly Premonition through satire and sarcasm.

Hell his review of Deadly Premonition was nothing more than a joke article that was made up of entire Bullcrap to point out how severely flawed the actual game was. That was the POINT. To be obviously WRONG. Blatantly Wrong. So wrong that you would have to plow your skull through a f*cking brick wall and survive to come to the same retarded conclusion that Deadly Premonition was at all a AAA game.

And @ Bungie, You sir should seriously think about killing yourself with haste, the fact that an utter moron like yourself can actually exist with the capability of pro-creating is more horrifying than any and all horror, thriller, and b-gore books, movies, audio tapes, and games, combined into some super concentrated evil bile of death and injected into my ballsack leaving me to amputate all my limbs in some last ditch effort of living. The fact that you believed that Jim Sterling was right and being 100% serious is obvious that you were Gods mistake on this Earth.

/rant

DaTruth5597d ago (Edited 5597d ago )

Is that by chance your PSN clan name?

If so, "Smokeout" FTW!!!

poindat5597d ago

Are the people that support him. Seriously, read the comments on Destructoid. They're all blind sheep.

PrimordialSoupBase5597d ago

You idiots miss the the sarcasm. Jim Sterling misses that it isn't funny in the first place.

AntoineDcoolette5597d ago

Its a satirical article why can't people just enjoy it? People sure were a whole lot less hostile with the "How Killzone 2 is blatantly better than Halo 3" article... is it honestly because its the other way around now?

http://www.n4g.com/NewsCom-...

MmaFanQc5597d ago

Jim Sterling

nuff said....

Tito085597d ago

Looks like the biggest PS3 hater appeared, he didn't say anything good about HR, like everything is bad in that game, n he mentions the word sense a lot, what an idiot!!!!

thesummerofgeorge5597d ago

But his opinion is the only righteous one? Boo hoo fanboy, retreat back to your mommys basement.

BYE5597d ago (Edited 5597d ago )

I like this article for the same reason Jim Sterling likes Deadly Premonition: it's so bad that it's good.

matchgrade5597d ago (Edited 5597d ago )

If you can't put 2 and 2 together: This is a JOKE article. This isn't the first time Destructoid articles appeared on N4G, so you should know by now that Destructoid is a largely SATIRICAL site. Do you think anyone rational could believe Deadly Premonition had better dialogue and audio than Heavy Rain when they post a clip proving the OPPOSITE? A lot of you need to stop being paranoid flamebait fanboys who think everyone's out to bash their favorite game.

rroded5597d ago

well that n a ps3
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sigh jim stfu your a fat slobbering rabid fanboi and your articles dont hold an ounce of cred...

DeZv35597d ago

They are like that kid at school that acts like an ass just so people notice him...

Best way to react: don't give him attention.

So don't give these fools hits, because thats exactly what they want.

vhero5597d ago

Hes is a blatant fanboy and he has made an article trying to stick up for himself? How sad...

fenix13005597d ago

fallacy of logic ad bacculum.... nuff said.

starvinbull5597d ago (Edited 5597d ago )

I know they were disingenuous and trying to make fun out of the fact that they didn't like Heavy Rain much but after reading this article it just makes me not want to go on their website again.

I have played it(Heavy Rain), clocked and enjoyed it a lot.

I can see it isn't perfect but what they (Quantic Dream) have done is noteworthy and certainly brilliant in parts.

By attacking the juvenile fanboy idiots who have leapt on their RELATIVELY low score they instead look the bigger idiots.

A case of another magazine using a PS3 exclusive to stoke contraversy and boost it's profile I suspect.

zeeshan5597d ago (Edited 5597d ago )

I thought he was joking and being sarcastic and all until I saw the actually score Destructoid gave on MetaScore. I mean, it's okay to write a funny, sarcastic article but to actually give a perfect score regarding a game that's pathetic is simply misguiding consumers in buying that product!

PLEASE DO NOT VISIT THIS SITE. NOT AT LEAST TO READ THIS STORY

Typing in caps is deliberate so most of us could see it

pixelsword5597d ago (Edited 5597d ago )

Self-Destructoid is a useless website.

Yes, I'm aware of the theory that "sarcasm" is in play, but when the site actually scored the games the way they scored it and this score goes onto a site like metacritic, then how is that a joke then?

So don't play the sarcasm card when their actions back up their words, you then look just as idiotic as Destructoid.

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Aery5597d ago

They need only more and more web site viewing.
Please, do not approve this article, it's poor information.

DelusionalMsBot5597d ago (Edited 5597d ago )

these guys are on metacrtic and their 10/10 review counted which couldnt be serious

they must be desperate for hits

OpenGL5597d ago (Edited 5597d ago )

I really don't understand why Destructoid feels the need to constantly attack PS3 fanboys in particular. It seems like they're always trying to make fans of that specific platform look foolish.

I personally didn't like Heavy Rain very much, but I don't feel the need to go and tell everyone how I think some other game is better than it. Even if they were serious about giving Deadly Premonition a higher score, going out of their way to anger fanboys is immature and a waste of time.

It seems like the actual review is meant to be a joke, but the fact that it's being listed on metacritic is a little unusual. I guess Destructoid finds jokes like this more important than being taken seriously.

edwineverready5597d ago (Edited 5597d ago )

These guys are going crazy. they think deadly premonition that is getting 3/10 reviews is better then heavy rain which is at 9/10 rofl
EDIT: the site owner must be Bungie. Edit: They really gave it a 10/10 never trusting reviews from this website again even if they are being sarcastic.

pwnsause5597d ago

Metacritic. please remove this S**t reviewer from your site. kthnxbye...

Godmars2905597d ago

Then how would they skew reviews to how them?

tdrules5597d ago

you guys really dont get comedy do you?
stop being so serious, gaming is about having fun, a lot of you forget that...

Noble Spartan5597d ago

OWNED LOOL

heavy rain has massive plot holes, whole game is a mess , awful story and script.

Looks like Heavy rain has been owned by some unknown back alley way game.

blitz06235597d ago

I CANNOT believe Deadly Premonition is being mentioned in the same page as Heavy Rain. That's just pure ignorance.

electricshadow5597d ago

Oh yes, because you would know. It's not like you have it.

AngryTypingGuy5597d ago (Edited 5597d ago )

A few random comments on some quotes:

"This conclusion can be drawn thanks to logic, which is a thing the Internet uses to make decisions based on ideas a thirteen-year-old had." -- See N4G.com.

"Metacritic. please remove this S**t reviewer from your site." -- Maybe you Sony guys should start another useless petition.

"Yesterday, the Destructoid tips line received an email from somebody called Tan with the subject, 'JIM STERLING, I HOPE YOUR FAMILY BURNS IN HELL.' Shortly after, we got another saying 'YOU GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF XBOX F***OTS. GO SHOVE AN XBOX UP YOUR A$$ES.'" -- No comment needed.

"they're angry at themselves for being so stupid as to believe Heavy Rain is a truly great game..." -- I think he's being a little harsh. Heavy Rain may not be everyone's cup of tea, but I definitely think that it looks like a unique and memorable game.

JasonPC360PS3Wii5597d ago

Maybe Destructoid didn't like Frozen Rain because they couldn't finish it. "turn left he..... freeze (reboot PS3 try again) take a shower and get dres..... freeze (reboot PS3) press play.... freeze.

Anorexorcist5597d ago

It's better than getting a Red Ring and having your whole console take a crap on you.

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kenpachi5597d ago

there just making up flame bait articles now just to get hits for their website

mastiffchild5597d ago

Jim Sterling just wants to talk about himself and his mighty opinions again-D'toid has turned into nothing more than an ego vehicle for the schmuck. Oh, are D'toid now telling us DP is a better game than HR just so when everyone, rightly, agrees that they're being stupid they can call US all fanboys as it;'s the only way they, and especially JS, are capable of winning any kind of debate-by making it nonsensical?!

It's got to the point where you KNOW it's these guys just from the taglines! Seriously, allowing an ego powered tool like Sterling to run your site stylewise is a one way ticket to crapsville and D'toid have been dwelling there for an age now! I've rarely come across another games writer as needy as Mr Sterling and though it's nice for the rest of the D'toid staff to allow and support his posturing and preening as a self appointed guru of all that's great in gaming(which equates, in his head, to HIMSELF and little else)-in the same way it's nice to listen calmly to grandpa's lies about what he did in the war to humour the old coot-it's also damaging any cred they once had.

Honestly, there's opinion and then there's opinion made up for impact and self advancement and promotion-it's painfully obvious where all this falls as well. If the guy were the greatest, wittiest writer in the universe then it MIGHT be bearable but as he's just a boorish, under talented goon there's nothing whatsoever to see here and it's hardly worth sending a narcissist like him hate mail as it only serves to enhance his view of his own importance. I severely doubt there's much fanboyish about him either and it'll be coincidence that he's found PS3 fans easier to wind up-he only does it because he knows PS3 fans might write to/about him more-so just stop it and the ugly, useless monster will disappear.

Any games writer who feels he's bigger and more important than the games or the industry he writes about is a blight to his craft and a blackspot for the games media as it precludes him being any service to you as a reviewer when you cannot trust the position he reviews FROM-which is, again, more about Jim himself than about the game you might be looking into buying. PS3 or 360 gamers should all avoid his vapid self aggrandisements in review form.Nothing to learn about games here, nothing at all-stupid arguments that fuel his sense of self worth? Yes. Anything of use to gamers?Not so much.

His articles/reviews are just a total waste of space and time-don't add to the drain by reading any more of his twaddle-or the site that allows this garbage to parade as genuine games journalism. Is it right to carry out public arguments over your reviews once they're gone? I can only see it as wanting to talk more about himself/D'toid wanting more articles about ITSELF. Load of bollox. Makes me ashamed to be a gamer sometimes, it really does. The writers should be above this kind of rubbish not perpetuating it and then carrying it on like a bully in a playground.

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Video Games Proud To Not Be For Everyone

Plenty of games have made a name for themselves as being proud of the fact they’re not to everyone’s taste over the years.

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thorstein146d ago

If you make something for everyone, you please no one.

mkis007145d ago

I mean I can do without nintendo games if given the choice. They are not nearly as mature rated as the average.

Yui_Suzumiya145d ago (Edited 145d ago )

Yeah but I use my Switch OLED primarily for anime booba style games (visual novels and JRPG's) and ultra violent FPS's. Far from kid friendly, lol

JohnBLZ145d ago

The problem with that line of though is that games have never been as much "for everyone" as in 2025.
The only thing that's not for everyone in gaming lately is the gatekeeping. Devs will try to appeal to as many people as they can, but if you dare have your own tastes and prefer something a bit more obscure, then you have "L takes" because at the moment, popular opinion equals right opinion.
So devs should simply own the fact they water down their games and go Hollywood to please everybody. Then indies will go back to being trendsetters that are different from AAAs, instead of being roguelike and gacha copycats.

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JohnBLZ145d ago

Okay, but "games I'm not meant to love" means I won't play them.
Games are for fun. They're their own art, it's a disservice to reduce them to interactive stories. You can focus on making your audience entertained on a positive way and still stand out.

jznrpg145d ago

No game is for everyone. Some games are more mainstream or casual friendly but there is always someone who won’t like it. Same with anything else

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jznrpg860d ago (Edited 860d ago )

It’s sooooo janky but the story is so good and the agent is so quirky I loved it thouroughly, the story is that good that you can actually make it through all of its jankiness and issues .
It’s a diamond in the rough and rough is saying lighly.
This game deserves a remake out of any game I can think of .
If they fixed the combat ,driving and movement this would be one of my favorite games all time and it already is in a way.

After10Ben859d ago

The first time I turned on my flashlight was one of the funniest things I have ever seen in a game. His suit just sort of lights up. There's no physical flashlight in his hand--hilarious. It's also the only game I've played to truly capture the delightfull quirkiness of Twin Peaks. I'm with you on how much I like this game. Despite all of its flaws, it's a genuinely fun experience. "My coffee warned me about it," is probably my favorite line of all time in any video game.

I still haven't played the sequel, but I will some day.

shinoff2183859d ago

I enjoyed this back during ps3 days. I'd buy it again if they re released it fixed up a little. I had fun with it.