Uwe Boll: Megan Fox Looks Like a Bitch (And Other Observations)
FunnyCrave’s Ian Fortley for some reason asked Uwe Boll — director of several critically panned game-to-movie adaptations including Postal, Bloodrayne and Alone in the Dark — whether he could get Megan Fox to appear naked in a movie, and struck gold:
UB: I don’t know. She looks like a bitch so why she shouldn’t [sic] do it?











