Adventure Gamers: Heaven Review

Overall, Heaven is a clear example of style without substance. The machinery sounds realistic, but the puzzles they offer are simple and dull. The locations look amazing, but there’s no real reason to explore them other than to "make your way to the throne of Jesus". Grandma is easy on the eyes, but a wildly inappropriate choice as a spiritual tour guide. The heavy-handed religious message, meanwhile, will perhaps appeal to like-minded Christians, but will almost certainly put off everyone else.

And at a surprisingly hefty price tag from the official website, the game is simply far too short, clocking in at only a handful of hours at best. Though many may be called, few will find Heaven worth buying for the gorgeous visuals alone. Hopefully the real Heaven will have better games to play.