Mass Effect 2 - Major Sex Scenes Unlocked

Since the announcement of Mass Effect 2, one of the many things people "mostly men" have been asking is who will Commander Shepard sleep with next? Well ESG has some of those Major Sex scenes.

[PtRoLLFacE]

i smell fox news all over this, but wait till ya see shepherd getting drunk lol

[mrv321]

It smells bad doesn't it? Biased and unresearched news articles designed to attract their prime demographic which aren't gamers and mostly patriots.

Please note I have nothing against patriots their can be good... but I HATE biased media who misrepresent the facts.

[MyBlasterRunsHot]

lol Bioware loves sex

[blue7xx7]

Not really these are very tame compare to the first mass effect sex scenes. It seems they didn't want the controversy.

[Sanzee]

I agree with blue. I can't believe how much Bioware tamed it down. Mass Effect got me Mass Erect.

[Dmitry Orlov]

Get drunk and then go dancing. The camera goes crazy :)

[ChrisW]

EA already blocked it! Damn, they're quick!

[Guido]

Then you must hate all news media outlets since they all have their slant towards one side or another. Don't be fooled into believing that any one of them is out to truly inform you of anything without a slant of some kind. Only an idiot would think there is a media outlet that cares.

[Altourus]

That's mostly only the case in America. In other parts of the world we have these people called Journalists. They seem to be under the belief that the truth is a pretty damn good story.

[ReBurn]

Journalists sensationalize.

Reporters report.

Journalism is what's wrong with news.

[Rockox]

Commander Shepard is a space pimp.

The spoof video is pretty funny. And where are the vids with a female Shep sexing everyone up?

[Sanzee]

Your avatar is f*cking awesome. By the way, I've seen the space pimp spoof, one of the best videos on Youtube. Nothing like smacking a hoe in Mass Effect.

[Double Toasted]

...it will make you do some crazy sh*t, man!

[Erotic Sheep]

Now lets watch this article rise to 1000+ degrees

[kalebgray92]

hypocricy is a b*&!h

[FishCake9T4]

Shepard is a straight up playa. I can smell GOTY

[The Obvious]

Shephard likes to have sex.

[TheDeadMetalhead]

So do most people.

[The Obvious]

Aliens like to have sex.

[doctorspakles]

Old news. The OG space pimp Kirk could teach Shepard a lesson or two.

[PandemicPrawn0]

I was thinking the same thing.

The Shep is clearly channeling Kirk.

[Richdad]

Doesnt seem to be explict.

But Man and Shepard with Tali. Damn that's bad because whenever I look closely to her helmet her face seems to look black and very ugly. Although you cant see her face clearly but she's definitely ugly.

I would say good work Bioware. Too get this interaction and that too within limits.

[qwertyuiopasdfghjkl]

Are you serious? The first vid they left the big ass engine room doors wide open!

Second vid is just plain creepy...

Third is the better of them all, but only by a little.

Fourth isnt too bad, a bit interesting at least...

All in all, they all play out like a bad Sci-Fi porno... spoof was pretty funny though.

[Richdad]

Many of the well considered hollywood movies have gone light years ahead of it.
Not to mention Shepard has the justu to do it with clothes.

[Premonition]

last scene with the alien reminded me of avatar for some reason :)

[Dellis]

lil kids will be seeing this

[Batzi]

not much of a sex scene if you'd ask me. :S

[TrenchaunT]

Lame. When I was a kid RPGs were good for non-perverted enjoyment. Sex scenes are just a cheap way to get horny boys to buy the game minus more in-depth gameplay elements. It might as well be filled with fart jokes.

[Arnon]

1. The game is rated M, for mature. "Boys" will not be buying it in the first place unless their parents are idiots.

2. Did it ever occur to you that they were put into the game to build relationships between characters?

3. Why is it okay for PG-13 movies to have sex scenes in them? I see little children in PG-13 and R movies all the time, and those are MUCH worse than anything I've seen in a video game.

[kneon]

Do you think there is any shortage of parents who are idiots? Just look at all the kids playing MW2, GTA and other such games. There will be plenty playing this game as well.

[Cherchez La Ghost]

If Captian Kirk of Star Trek can get it in with with the ladies, what's wrong with Shepard doing the same?! LoL! There is nothing wrong with a little loving between missions! LMFAO!!

Get'em Shepard!!

[DiLeCtioN]

no wonder this game is so good, will definitely need it for my xbox :D

[devilSPAWN1977]

I wish that they would show more than they do after so many hours of gameplay

[Cherchez La Ghost]

Devil! Your name fits you! LMFAO!! I'm with you!!!

[Hooby]

Oh man. Never expected tali.

[Faro]

Yah...that scene with Tali is totally eerie. They don't even show her face. That says ALOT!

[alphakennybody]

Cpt.Kirk is still the pimp of space!

[Cherchez La Ghost]

....and you know this!

[darkequitus]

Yes,
even this Bioware b*ng fest would have to go a long way to beat kirk. He would anything that moved and loot remotely female.

Edit: Has Tali got some sort of VD? The way the scene plays out give that impress. Taking some antibiotics and all.

[JeepGamer]

I've got a PC well beyond the specs needed to play MA and MA2, and I just don't have any interest in them. If there's one thing I could ask for in any game in which you can have relationships with NPC characters is a "Turn Off Romance" option. I don't need or want romance or sex in my games and its not because I'm some kind of moralistic freak or purist... It's just an aspect of the game I'm not fond of and would rather not deal with.

Yes, I know, it's optional, but it's still there and it bugs me.

[beardpapa]

i was hoping to get shepherd to bang kelly, miranda, and jack ... but I highly doubt that'll happen since Jack hates cerberus, Kelly's easy, and Miranda's a cold b!tch.

[robotnik]

Thanks for betatesting this bots, us droids will get the uncensored serious business!

[Alcon Caper]

Miranda kinda looks manish in some of those shots. Yipes!

[devilhunterx]

suprise buttsecks?

[Ether]

I can already hear the faps.