Cuatro Chihuahuas of Spawn Kill writes:
"My mother always taught me, "if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all." Well, actually, she didn't, because my mom is actually known for foot-and-mouth disease. Still, especially when it comes to creative works, my motto has always been to try my best to see at least some good in even the worst works. When it comes to the Wii action RPG Valhalla Knights: Eldar Saga, I've really struggled to find that good."