Digital Chumps: Valhalla Knights: Eldar Saga Review

If you’ve ever wondered what The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion would look like if you threw everything completely out of balance, nixed any semblance of artistic competence, and coated your television screen with a thin layer of muddy water, then boy, are you in luck. Valhalla Knights: Eldar Saga provides all of that in addition to a countless array of downright baffling design decisions, all of which coalesce to produce one of the most painfully unpleasant action/RPG experiences in a long while.