Video Game Henchmen Job Applications
Gamespy writes: "Most prospective bad guys join the videogame henchman business because their families need medical insurance and no one else is hiring Octorocks. Nobody wants to become a henchman. Even when a henchman is laughing at you because they’ve been programmed to laugh every third cycle of the boss battle, they’re also crying. Snakes don’t belong in Alaska… but tears certainly do."
