From the review: "The idea behind the WarioWare games is that Wario is trying to get rich. In WarioWare Touched!, Wario is walking down the sidewalk holding a GBA and a GBA SP when he trips and drops both of them in an open manhole. Out pops an angel, because apparently they have Old Man Sewer Angels in Japan, and he is holding a GBA and a DS. He asks Wario which one he dropped, and Wario attacks him to get both of them from him. After climbing back out of the sewer with the DS, Wario tries to play a game on it. Of course, he can't play it with the buttons on the system so he starts getting pissed off and starts shaking the crap out of the handheld. Out pops a stylus, Wario uses it to play the game, and then decides that with twice the number of screens he can make twice the amount of money."
Alex S. from Link-Cable writes: "During the heyday of the Nintendo DS and Wii, one of my favorite go to game series when throwing a party was the WarioWare set of games. These wacky, fast-paced mini-game collections were the perfect way to, not only have some hearty laughs with friends but to show off the more unique and underutilized side of Nintendo hardware. However, it’s been quiet on the WarioWare front for the better part of a decade now with the last ‘main’ game in the series released when the Wii launch in 2006 leading to the series becoming just one among many of seemingly forgotten Nintendo franchises and leads me to ask… what happened to WarioWare?"
Retrovolve's Josh Wirtanen writes: "Nintendo may put on a squeaky-clean, kid-friendly face these days, but it’s not a company without its controversies. For example, the Big N was once known for having Yakuza ties, running love hotels (essentially, places where executives can bring their mistresses without getting caught), and fighting off LEGO lawsuits. But one of the most bizarre accusations Nintendo faced was that their 2005 DS game WarioWare: Touched! had super-secret occult messages hidden in its English localization."
NWR:
It can be hard to overlook just how silly it is to be playing any DS game on a 1080p HD capable console on a huge TV, but WarioWare: Touched definitely emphasises the silliness in both good and bad ways. This is of course the classic ‘microgame’ formula that anyone who has played a WarioWare game in the past will be familiar with. Picking noses, tickling cats, and peeing on fires, within a 10-second limit are all the norm here. Touched looks similar to the earlier GBA games, but with intuitive (at the time) touch controls allowing you direct control of the craziness going on. Back then it was seen as a decent demonstration of the exciting new touch-controlled DS, but now most of that ingenuity is lost. In the era of capacitive touch screens, the sluggishness of using a stylus (or god forbid, your finger) these touch microgames can be frustrating.
