Write Dtoid’s 5 word Webby speech, win $1000 cash

Destructoid writes: Ok, so here’s where the contest comes in. We’re asking the Dtoid community to also write our Webby speech. The way it works is this — you show up at this fancy gala and if you win, you get to give a five word speech. No more, no less. Five words. You write it, we will recite it — just keep it clean. Just drop a comment on this page (not in the comments below) and what it should be. Also, please register with your Dtoid_yourname so we know who you are. Example:

Dtoid_Niero: Robots steal your yobs meng!