OXM UK writes: "We've just liberated a one-eyed moustached guy calling himself Captain Carpenter from a mushroom prison. He sounds like Snake Plissken but looks like a certain famous Italian plumber.
Later we take on his captor, an effeminate man with long lashes and a freaking-massive sword, who only converses via a text box that floats by his side. Before all this we've tackled cyborg commandos and zombies with just a water pistol and a mouthful of one-liners."
Can you judge a video game by its bad, sometimes bonkers box art? More often than not.
The Phalanx cover I do remember well, to be fair it did show a star ship on the cover too.
The worst box art in recent memory was the Doom 2016 one. That cover was depressingly generic.
We groan at the cheese. Also, The Master of Disguise.
One of our newest writers Ewan takes a look at the gaming past and with that we present to you, Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazard – Forgotten But Not Gone!
