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ZTGD Review: Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad

ZTGD writes: "Boobs, blood and no substance do not a good game make.

What does it take to make a successful game nowadays? Graphics? Guns? Explosions? Actually with those ingredients you could make a kick ass Michael Bay film, but it takes quite a bit more than that to make an excellent game. Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad seems to think that half-naked Asian girls, samurai swords, zombies, and buckets upon buckets of blood will get you a stellar title. While it's true that a good percentage of Americans do have a thing for Asian girls (this reviewer included) just because you put them in our games doesn't mean we are going to go gaga over it."

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meepmoopmeep5574d ago

it should get at least a 2

one for each boob, sounds fair.

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Diselage5574d ago

1.1 Agreed, You can't have something be that big of a part of the game and not give a point for each. And if ya can't muster a point for each boob at least give one for each sister.

PS360WII5574d ago

"What does it take to make a successful game nowadays? Graphics? Guns? Explosions? Actually with those ingredients you could make a kick ass Michael Bay film"

ha good line :)

I agree with meepmoopmeep at least a 2 because of the ladies... or would that be 4 because there are two ^.-

Sounds rather like an awful game and I'm sure they did spend more time on the right amount of jiggling verses the rest of the game -.-

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Cajun Chicken5574d ago

Told you D3 should be making a new Earth Defence Force.

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Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad - Westerners Weren't Titillated

Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad launched 15 years ago today, and you'd be wise not to judge this game by it's cover.

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Top 10 Best Swimsuits in Gaming

Alex S. from Link-Cable writes: "Its summertime, and that means it’s the perfect time to hit the beach or pool and escape the heat for a while, and while real people enjoy heading down to the local watering hole, did you know video game characters enjoy a nice dip too? Its true! So in honor of summer we decided to take a look (but not for too long) at the top 10 best swimsuits in gaming. Now it would be way too easy to only include a whole bunch of pictures of ladies in bikinis on this list, so we decided to let everyone in on the fun and split this list equally between men and women. So without further ado, here are the best swimsuits in video gaming!"

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Top 10 Most Sexist Games

NoobFeed writes "The problem arises when the games themselves become demeaning or just downright cruel to those who aren't being marketed to."

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getrektedmate3401d ago

Why does this stuff get approved on N4G? Hmmmmmm... Probably because there are too many horny nerds on this site that like to masturbate to this shit!