While it may look goofy at first glance, Date Everything is a lengthy feel-good dating sim with plenty of heart, soul, and furniture puns.
Darren writes: Date Everything! is a very different take on the dating sim genre, but it is bursting with character and the characters to match.
Have you ever thought about having a romantic or even sexual relationship with your everyday furniture? No, of course you haven’t — you’re normal. Probably.
Console Creatures writes, "Date Everything has a lot of heart, great writing, and memorable characters, but it is hampered by uneven game flow."