The Witcher 3’s Next-Gen Vaginas Were ‘Unintended,’ Devs Say

Looks like the realistic genitals weren't supposed to be in the fantasy RPG

[CrimsonWing69]

Why not? Why does this bother people so much?

[isarai]

Because people are prudes, especially in the west. Would make more sense rather than just being smooth like a doll.

[gleepot]

its not being a prude, theres a thing called modesty

[StormSnooper]

not the "west", just in countries with history of quakers and religious fundamentalists.

In France for instance, there is not such fear of vaginas.

Check out gluepot below, he is a victim of modesty too. Its like there is something shameful about the human nature. Violence they are fine with, but god forbid vagina.

[Psychonaut85]

Gleepot, bet you’re a lot of fucking fun at parties

[DarXyde]

People in the west are prudes?

Compared to what, the east?

Mate, I'm a westerner living in the east. Every culture is different, but I would definitely say the "prude" thing applies more to the east. But that's just me.

[VariantAEC]

Uh... you realize Poland is considered a Western nation and is majority Catholic right?
So the devs are the prudes... it's their game though, right?

[CobraKai]

Cuz they haven’t matured to the point where they realize boys have a penir and girls have a birdgina

[thorstein]

Excuse me, it's girls have a period and boys have a comma.

[CobraKai]

AHAHAHAHAHA. Imma keep that in mind

[PapaBop]

Because genocide is fine and cool but hell will freeze over at next gen vaginas.

[TheEnigma313]

Get a real woman

[CrimsonWing69]

Oh shut the hell up. Being comfortable with vag in media doesn’t mean you don’t have a real woman you idiot.

[TheEnigma313]

get a real woman like i said.

[CrimsonWing69]

I feel like you’re projecting…

Are you lonely?

[MontyeKristo]

Who knows? Cyberpunk allowed me to change the dudes schlong size..

[CrimsonWing69]

Yea it seems weird that this is so taboo, now 🤷‍♂️

[thorstein]

Population of world: 8 Billion people.

Women make up 51% of people.

There are currently 4,080,000,000 human vaginas on the planet right now.

Ermagerd! Sex organs!

[CorndogBurglar]

But.....someone took the time to add them to the character models.

[porkChop]

Read the article. They included a bunch of mods from the community. This one wasn't meant to be included in the game.

[Vizigoth04]

Right

[darksky]

The lazy ass clowns just copied other peoples work. Surely they have to pay them for it.

[VenomUK]

Why have last-gen pussy when you can have next-gen pussy?

[TheEnigma313]

because they can't get a real woman.

[masterfox]

Good we need more detailed games, I wonder if it has ray traced applied :D

[Angelin]

Subsurface scattering is what you want. 😎

[masterfox]

with the proper amount of tessellation :D

[gold_drake]

dear god, the game is 18+ anyways.

leave the vag alone. ya prudes.

[PureBlood]

It looks like CDPR are taking their vaginas out. I'm afraid it's curtains for these labia.

[PureBlood]

^ Lmfao!

[Duke19]

Seems like a total non issue, but I will say “Next Gen Vaginas” is definitely an attention grabbing title

[zaanan]

Next-Gen Vaginas would be a great name for a band!

[thorstein]

We're playing next Friday at the CocknGobble.

[GamingSinceForever]

Next-gen vagina? I wonder what that’s like.

[StormSnooper]

its great, I recommend it.

[GamingSinceForever]

I’ll toast to that.

[closed_account]

Can only truly be experienced with a dualsense.

[P_Bomb]

Love me some haptic feedback 😂

[SonyStyled]

Can’t wait for VR2.

[VariantAEC]

You'll have to ask a transwomen.

[GamingSinceForever]

Damn 🤣

[SyntheticForm]

They gonna patch out the puss?

[PureBlood]

#snatchpatch

[jwillj2k4]

#patchthesnatch

Fixed

[gold_drake]

yeh unfortunately

[StarkR3ality]

Did not spot the labia. Don't know why they would take it out though, human bodies are natural, fannies and all. We're letting young girls out their bits on onlyfans for the price of a coffee but a muffin in a game is the line.

World is doomed 😂

[Eonjay]

Probably because it was a copy of another person's mod. Regardless of what it is they shouldn't include it if the original artist isn't getting paid. Actually it a little concerning they are adding other people's mods whiteout giving them credit. DF claims that that V4.01 on PC also features what is essentially a user made mode for performance RT.

[Chocoburger]

So how do these "next-gen vaginas" compare against "last-gen vaginas?"

We need comparison shots... for science. 🧐🔭

[StarkR3ality]

Hahahahahaha

[S2Killinit]

Pervy sage research.

[TheEnigma313]

get a real woman then compare.

[Ninver]

I like vaginas. More please

[TheEnigma313]

Get a real one. It's much better.

[Ninver]

Who says I haven't? Never assume anything over the internet my friend. Here's 🍻 to more vaginas.

[EvertonFC]

Haven't got to any vaginas yet so can't comment 😂🤣

[StormSnooper]

its a boss fight.

[S2Killinit]

Yeah, You will know when you get there because it gets very hard

[dmonee]

I noticed it, but didn’t find it a big deal. Perhaps im desensitized!!!!! perhaps its a way of distracting me from getting the best Gwent deck!

[Panhandler]

But Vaginas are muh Jam! Way better that putting emphasis on penis which no man should care about.

[VariantAEC]

Thing is the devs didn't give Geralt a penis so there's really nothing to worry about. Without vaginas Geralt's aphila isn't so out of place. CDPR wanted it that way.

[masterfox]

Next gen Vaginas FTW!!!

[TheEnigma313]

real women FTW!!!

[masterfox]

indeed

[Pocahontas]

Millionth time posting this. Probably should get a real woman yourself.

[GoodGuy09]

So they're realistic? Cool

[mastershredder]

Nah, more so to question why would you want your game character to have genitalia? Are you doing something with it there mr spanky?

Straight up screams in volumes of the typical and predictable die-hard cringe-lord Witcher 3 fan. Lol you got something in your beard dude. How many IPA’s you gonna woof down before the next ren fair?

[jznrpg]

Lol kind of funny especially the title. Just have a vagina on/off toggle and problem fixed .

[Blaze929]

Next Gen vaginas is hilarious

[Stanjara]

CD project confirmed to Kotaku... Why???
Such a garbage media...my God...Why they have such an influence in gaming? Who is giving them money?

Why can't normal people cancel that shit?

[XiNatsuDragnel]

I don't much because we'll have seen it imo.

[YourMommySpoils]

Hopefully they stay tended.

[got_dam]

Add an age gated toggle and st it toffee by default. Problem solved.

[Auron]

Doesnt cyberpunk show it? So... whats the big deal?

[ChiefofLoliPolice]

Who cares. Let people enjoy virtual vags.

[Futureshark]

We're not allowed Boobies anymore really either these days.

Unless you use your pocket window into the world of encyclopedic porn that is only limited by your imagination.

[jlove4life]

Boo im down with next gen Vagina let's Stray from last gen pussy cats and embrace next gen only vaginas as well as games matter of fact this need to trend play 2k golf or NBA and take back your balls and celebrate with me for # nextgenvaginas

[hotnickles]

Lol whoops..why remove it though? They show dong if I’m not mistaken, what’s the difference?

[ziggyzinfirion]

Don't patch the V. I was playing The Order 1886 just a while ago (which by the way is short but surprisingly good game!) and I saw a man's tiny pecker and I didn't mind at all.

[ikarodemon]

I couldn't find in the text who was bothered by this. Can anyone tell me where are these demonstrations against the vaginas of the new version?

[Aussieguy]

Is it in the Xbox version of the game or did they remove it? If they have it in the game and haven't removed it, im going out to buy the game now 😂

[bexybella]

me too I would dream of it on xbox don't use share button to record it = profile banned, I saw a Skyrim one, not sure if it was just a hack from importing it of Pc video into activity 'public' feed, but I was like my game should totally looks nude like that, but now as they patch realistic nudity there is no future. Withput saying microsoft rules atre very strong like we was animals we are typically slaves, they can ban you for quitting a match and you only loose 40 000$ in games pursache.... I don't even use a mic since theyre banning people for bad reason like bad adaptation to dirt languages. you can send message but cant enter party chat there are not protected for harassment and plus unlike messaging a hacker can know your ip adress by just entering in a party chat. sory for the long boring message..

[bexybella]

IF the game was made by a real life gamer I mint playing since born to last days, male in particular, the game would have nudity everywhere. I'm on Xbox and I dream about nudity, There must have tons of reasons to dont do it, like loosing money or reputation, or just make the end of the world happens by letting gamers have that feature and after you will see them overduplicating themselves in the real world in little dark corners, in the dark cause last gen V may be not enough at a certain point when you get older your have used to much of next gen V, so than you can get mental disorder, the worst pedoblablah, anyway. I want nudity oh my games, I don't know why liberty is a crime in this pathetic ending world and it will never be a final dot on the subjects until the real upcoming end of the world at least our life cycle, what a shame. I speak french and I'm autist. Edit Im 35 when I was 12 when a started cigarettes and the green and I was breaking my mom computer to animated nudity with virus soldiers on it, I got to say I had fun, but today Iwant more haha -_-

[Inverno]

#ReleaseTheVagCut
#NextGen-itals

[X-23]

I understand that kids who may not know play the game too, but the reality is that they shouldn't that's what the ESRB is for so as long as the game is rated appropriately there shouldn't be an issue. On the flip side I know most parents don't monitor what they're kids are doing or playing, but it's not up to the dev teams and the publishers to babysit for the parents.
Adult's deserve to have the luxury of being recognized as such without having to concern themselves with how things may be restricted. Every time sexuality is brought into the mix everyone loses their minds, but violence and weapons and drugs and colorful language is always okay? The industry has some growing up to do.

[dmonee]

Cyberpunk lets you adjust the size of your Phalice!!!!! Pervs over there at CDPR!!!!

[jznrpg]

Unintended vagina can be trouble

[gazgriff2k12]

i dont see a problem the world is fill of pussies

[darklaw]

Grow the F up. You can watch someone completely murder and decimate someone else in the goriest of detail, but worried about an exposed vagina.

[HeliosHex]

Geez...I would've thought by now with a game like Witcher we could appreciate the artistry of a little realistic salami and pastrami on display.