Travis Bruno of Capsule Computers writes:
"There was once a time that games focused on fan service thrived on PlayStation platforms with the PS Vita leading the charge in Japan. Over time though not only did these titles get censored and even canceled in the West, Sony’s policies have made Nintendo the new leader when it comes to ecchi titles from Japan. This has helped a number of titles that would never see Western shores see an English release in at least some form and now Seven Pirates H is the latest game to be given an uncensored English release. Settling in as the fourth standalone game in the Genkai Tokki series for the PS Vita and now given an enhanced re-release on the Switch as Seven Pirates H, does this search for pirate booty reveal some stunning chests?"
Join young pirate Parute Kairi and boy monster Otton in an adventure to locate the lost treasures of the Monsupi Sea! Determined to make a legendary name for herself, Parute sets sail with a magic compass and the aid of newfound monster girl companions, but what starts as a raucous romp across uncharted islands gradually reveals something more sinister. Through their colorful encounters with rival pirates and locals in need, Parute and company learn some unsettling truths about the king who governs these waters, all leading to a confrontation that could tear their adorable crew apart!
Seven Pirates H is an undeniably unique RPG, filled with charming characters, engaging combat mechanics, and over-the-top fanservice.
WTMG's Fernando da Costa: "What I suspect will become the biggest hurdle to conquer, though, is the subject matter being alienating. In no universe are people not going to criticize groping an unconscious woman – it’s revolting. Even if it didn’t include such a heinous act, the crashes are the perfect deterrent. Seven Pirates H is the equivalent of being egregiously creepy on main. Compared to others in the Genkai Tokki series, it’s also the weakest. I don’t recommend it. "
Ok ok...I took the bait