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I am Jesus Christ Reveals New Unreal Engine 5 Gameplay Showing Healing

Today Developer SimulaM released a new gameplay video of its upcoming Jesus simulator I am Jesus Christ, developed in Unreal Engine 5.

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boing11150d ago

Wait, so I can be Jesus that fights viruses and diseases inside someone else's body? I underestimated the potential of this game.

dolfa1149d ago

It's still cringe. They should have atleast added other gods to fight for territory (in multiplayer) or something. Alone it looks like another brainwashing literature for kids.

SDuck1149d ago

Final boss is Cthulhu and it would be an Asura's Wrath type shit with Cthu being bigger than the planet but Jesus ascends to Godhood and finishes the alien God by eating him like he's eating live squids in a japanese restaurant.

lucian2291149d ago

This game has always looked like utter trash. It's mostly a meme. If I ever played this game I'd just be evil and kill people or let them die.

If they were going to do a Jesus game they should have done a linear story or something like telltale games or Detroit become human.

Open world Jesus just sounds.... And looks really boring.

Hellcat20201150d ago

Where was this Jesus character at the beginning of the pandemic when the whole world needed him?

Silly Mammo1150d ago

He works in mysterious ways... apparently.

autobotdan1150d ago (Edited 1150d ago )

90% of the world doesn't believe in Jesus. Meanwhile the ugly dude from below has been doing all his dirty work last two years. It's a earth headed for destruction claimed in the Bible

CyberSentinel1150d ago

Exactly.

The same people who are saying,
“Where was Jesus?” are probably the same people who were wearing masks, and standing in line for a clot shot.

CS71150d ago

Exactly.

And they say “Who needs Jesus anyway?”

Meanwhile they’re riddled with anxiety and depression.

While “science” has the world getting warmer and warmer and we head closer to a nuclear war. (as outlined in the Bible)

fr0sty1149d ago (Edited 1149d ago )

Or 10% of the world is wrong and are actively trying to self-fulfill prophecy by chalking up all these bad things happening as "God's will".

@cyber I know many people who work in hospitals, and have head the stories of the many people who didn't wait in line for a "clot shot" who begged for one on their deathbeds, people who believed their god would protect them or bought the lies their demagogue told them about it all being a "democrat hoax". Darwin award winners.

Vx_1149d ago

do people still believe that a Middle Eastern man is God?

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autobotdan1150d ago (Edited 1150d ago )

Jesus from the Bible never walked on planet earth to heal everybody on earth from diseases and viruses and stop everybody from killing each other. Jesus walked a short time on this planet earth for another mission to warn everybody that this earth will always have viruses, diseases and murders. But anyone who believes in him, listiens & follows him Jesus will prepare a better place to live in heaven without sickness, illness and wars

Knushwood Butt1149d ago

What about animals? Do they go to heaven too? I hope so, because heaven would be pretty dull without any animals.

Crows901149d ago

@knush

God created everything and saw it was good. Stand to reason if it was good then there's no reason for it not to be in heaven.

But then again I've never been.

iplay1up21149d ago

Many believe we are, in the end times. Before Christ returns the Bible warns of all of the things we have and are seeing. Unfortunately according the Bible things will get much worse, before they get better.

Crows901149d ago (Edited 1149d ago )

He was with the sick people while everyone kept their distance.

When grandparents needed their children they were left in nursing homes or hospitals to die for this pandemic or loneliness.

When you needed your family while hooked to a respirator the all knowing and loving God of science told you tough shit no one can see you.

Jesus was there with the sick and you might've been too busy keeping people away from each other or keeping your distance.

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GodOfNothing1150d ago

Republicans have apparently entered the chat. God save us. /s

senorfartcushion1149d ago

There are as many bible humpers in the center Democrat wing as there are in the Republican wing

autobotdan1149d ago (Edited 1149d ago )

Jesus was never a american or republican. Jesus Chist's Politics and ethnicity were never of this world

fr0sty1149d ago (Edited 1149d ago )

@autobotdan

Christ's ethnicity as a Jewish man of middle eastern descent is well documented all throughout the bible, even down to the descriptions of his appearance (dark skin and hair with the texture of wool... Rev 1:14-15). Far from being the blonde haired white guy we see in American and European churches.

Shiore2u1149d ago (Edited 1149d ago )

@fr0sty
It really doesn't matter. Jesus is portrayed as Asian in Asia and Black in some parts of Africa. His depiction to make him relatable to a pagan foreign people in jarring contrast to his region of birth and ethnic origin in order to sell a religion is hardly something exclusive to just one part of the world or people. Considering Western nations are majority white comprised, it suits just as much as the depictions in Asia and Africa do for the same reason.

fr0sty1149d ago (Edited 1149d ago )

Let's piss them all off at once. JESUS WASN'T WHITE! If he were alive today, he would be what you consider to be a socialist! It was all he preached!

Crows901149d ago

Not at all. He let injustice happen to him. That's not at all socialist lol

gamer78041149d ago (Edited 1149d ago )

I don’t know of anyone who thinks he was whiite. Artists have long painted Him in various forms. He was a darker skinned Jewish man. He preached loving God and loving people not following a particular form of government. He was a rebel, he was counter cultural, saying he was a republican, democrat, socialist or anything else would be intellectually dishonest.

MadLad1150d ago

Just here for the comments.
Don't mind me.

Deeeeznuuuts1149d ago

Game of the year without a doubt

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Jesus Christ The Diablo IV Beta Is Next Month | Podcast 73

TechRaptor writes: "This week we talk about the Jesus coming to Steam, Ubisoft's unannounced large game, and games pass not leading to more sales."

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Skyrim Meets Scripture in I Am Jesus Christ | COGconnected

I Am Jesus Christ is a first person action RPG in which the player assumes the role of Jesus, highlighting a number of Bible stories.

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Duke19914d ago

Even mentioning Skyrim in the same sentence as this garbage is an insult to gaming

Rebel_Scum914d ago

“highlighting a number of Bible stories”

So its a fantasy game.

Star51914d ago

i actually wanna play this. Yes , yes I know

gold_drake914d ago

i think a game like this needs to be done well to have ppl be intrested in it ha.

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Jesus Simulator I Am Jesus Christ: Prologue Gets Release Date in Time for Christmas

You will be able to play as Jesus Christ himself for free next month.

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CobraKai926d ago

I hope it’s Jesus, with Devil May Cry gameplay, and epic Bayonetta like finishing moves.

cell989925d ago

This is so wrong in so many ways. Sure if you're an atheist you can care less, but if you believe in God, you know profiting off of him is wrong. Now mocking his life and death through a video game?? Nah

SullysCigar925d ago

Even an atheist can understand how this will be offensive to believers. It's okay to mock Christians though, it seems, these days.

Be interesting to see if the devs are feeling brave and go for a sequel called 'I am the Prophet Muhammad'...

shinoff2183925d ago

As an American Im so over getting Christianity shoved down my throat. Specifically in politics. Religion has no place in our politics and its so littered in it through one side. So ive got no issues. Nothings off limits imo.

SullysCigar925d ago

^ of course religion has no place in politics, but then nobody here said it did.

As for "nothing's off limits", tell that to the staff at Charlie Hebdo...I'm not saying I disagree with your sentiment - free speech is important - but mocking religion is a dangerous game.

ManMarmalade925d ago (Edited 925d ago )

Doesnt matter if its mythology or not. That's not the point. Having a belief shouldn't allow you to have authority over someone else because of it. We have free speech for this reason, but people forget that it also includes beliefs and religions all the same ✌

SullysCigar925d ago

^ @ ManMarmalade, I agree! Same applies to all the woke bs we endure these days.

For example, I can respect that some men want to believe they're a woman, but they should respect that I know they're a man. That's how freedom of speech should work, at least. No hard feelings.

Gamingsince1981925d ago

Why is there a label for someone that doesn't believe in made up gods ? Why is athiest a thing , it should just be normal no title needed. There are already titles for the people that believe the wackydoodle stories , e.g catholic, Christian, Muslim and so on we don't need a name to say we aren't nuts.

shinoff2183925d ago (Edited 925d ago )

Sullyscigar

I know nobody said that it did but that was part of my point about religion being shoved down our throats in the u.s. it's rampant in right wing politics. So I brought it up as an example of being shoved down our throats.

I'm not sure what the Charlie hebdo sit is so I'll have to Google that. Far as my issue with Americans and Christianity alot of my issue is so so many of them are full of sh about being truly religious. I see it all the time. Now the ones who's truly believe and follow the word. I tend to believe they are nice genuine people and I have no qualms with them. Guess I could've stated that. My problem is I think there's alot of people who just use religion. For riches for votes you name it

ManMarmalade925d ago (Edited 925d ago )

Why are you bringing gender into this? People actually exist and have feelings and lives that others can't comprehend. Don't tell people how to live.

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shinoff2183925d ago

Maybe they will donate proceeds.

ManMarmalade925d ago (Edited 925d ago )

There are more religions than just christianity or catholicism. People that are offended by these things really need to get their eyes and ears checked. The same religion that persecuted people for playing D&D in the 80's, or card games like MtG or Yu-Gi-oh have no right to be offended by something that is being made specifically for comedic value. But God Of War is fine I guess 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

SullysCigar925d ago

That's because GOW is mythology.

There's a lot of bad stuff with all religions, but they should all be treated with the same respect (or contempt). There's no consistency. You wouldn't see Muslims poked at like this, for fear of fatal repercussions.

Why kick a hornets nest?

FWIW, I'm not even religious lol

Gamingsince1981925d ago

@sully

God and jesus are mythology......I don't get what your point is.

Babadook7925d ago

I don’t think Jesus is considered myth among modern historians.

Gamingsince1981925d ago

No one cares if anyone believes in God, profiting off of God of war is the same thing, they are all made up, except the mythology in God of war was made up wayyyyyyyyyyyy before God was made up , like way way way before.

Babadook7925d ago (Edited 925d ago )

God of wars mythology was made up in the 21st century. There actually isn’t good evidence God was made up, but it he was, it would be in the 2nd millennium BC at the latest.

Gamingsince1981925d ago (Edited 925d ago )

@babadook

Yeah ok buddy /eyeroll

There were stories of hundreds even thousands of gods way before the new made up God was even thought about but good try I guess. If you or any one else believes in that tripe , well good luck to you, but most people have grown up.

I won't be reading your replies because I can see you argue with made up bull and I don't have the time or inclination to debate the stupidity of religion, also this isn't the place for it. Hei hei 🖐

Babadook7925d ago (Edited 925d ago )

The genealogy listed in the Old Testament reaches farther back than all the other gods you reference (Zeus especially), so I’m not sure your original claim has any merit. Bye then.

shinoff2183925d ago

Most people in religion profit off of God to be honest.

Abriael925d ago (Edited 925d ago )

Interesting to see that you're so offended by a video game featuring the life of Jesus. Were you this offended by the many, many movies and books that did exactly the same?

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shinoff2183925d ago

Personally im curious for no reason, Im not religious at all but I know the lore.

SegaSaturn669925d ago

Can't wait for Christ Centered Gamer to review it. It might even have more jesus in it than the latest iteration of star ocean

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