Beefjack.com : Chrono Trigger : Exclusive Review

I leave you my last words before I am killed by hordes of Chrono Trigger fanboys.

HELP ME! They’re after me; the Chrono Trigger fanboys. They’re going to kill me, tear me limb from limb, break every bone in my body, and tar and feather me. B-before I die, I would like to deliver you this review. I know t-this is suppose to be a review, b-but you’re not suppose to point out any f-flaws in Chrono Trigger other than sing its praise. But I… *glup* have criticism of… *looks around* Chrono Trigger, and I will do whatever it takes to deliver you this message.